If you come here too much, you are taking the internet seriously. If you stop coming, someone must have driven you away and you are taking the internet too seriously. If someone dies and you can't laugh, you are taking the internet too seriously. If you say you don't take the internet seriously, you are protesting too much and clearly taking the internet too seriously.
If you are a fugly, pasty white chick but post your saggy tits and contribute nothing else to the board, you are worth having around.
If you ask how a new feature works, you are a whiny cunt. If you say you hate a new feature, you are a whiny cunt. If you wonder why someone stopped posting, you are a whiny cunt. If you say the place is better of without a certain poster, you are a whiny cunt.
Starting a thread with the name of another forum in the title is a surefire whay of getting people to lurk and respond.
If you're too nice to people, you're a tard. If you act like an asshole, you're a tard. If you stop posting here, you've become a tard. If you post here too much, you're a tard.
It's impossible to talk about anything without being considered a fag.
Everyone is ugly. Unless you post your pic, then you're really fucking ugly. And stupid.
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the weather probably cost me 4 jacks last night.
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texas weather has been prime for road construction lately.
We're hearing all about the Texas weather out here...yikes.
You no excuse not to be here posting.
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Each post brings me that much closer to my ultimate goal of total loserdom.
suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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