07-19-2007, 10:20 AM
MT: Your pretty funny
DirtyKate: I don't remember you.. but thanx
MT: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody (wink)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
MT: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot.
MT: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
MT: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
MT: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
MT: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
MT: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
<pause>
DirtyKate: Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
MT: You can't hurry good pizza.
MT: I'm on my way now though
<pause>
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
MT: How did you know?
MT: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
MT: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
MT: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
MT: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: wtf?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shiat
DirtyKate: Fuk
DirtyKate: I don't remember you.. but thanx
MT: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody (wink)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
MT: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot.
MT: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
MT: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
MT: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
MT: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
MT: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
<pause>
DirtyKate: Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
MT: You can't hurry good pizza.
MT: I'm on my way now though
<pause>
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
MT: How did you know?
MT: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
MT: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
MT: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
MT: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: wtf?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shiat
DirtyKate: Fuk
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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