[Jdub]

why the fuck women think that their children are a gift from God. You have the following issues at these ages:

0 - 2: The little motherfucker just shits and cries constantly
2 - 5: "It" is into everything you have at the house. You should move into a section 8 house until the bastard is grown so when he pukes, shits, spits, & any other damn thing that can come out of its orifices all over the house. And don't even let the fucker in your car!!
5 - 18: At least the little bastard can wipe his own ass, but god-damn, you need to have an annual income higher than the national debt just to support the little money-pit. Got to have new clothes, shoes, books for school, PS2's & 3's.

Maybe I am being a little facetious, but I just don't understand why being a parent is so much joy anymore. Life is hard enough to get through without those facts that I have just mentioned. The way I see it, the world is already overpopulated as it is, if you don't believe me, just drive down any major highway system at 5 pm in our wonderful country!! Maybe I just think the world is a little overcrowded, and some fuckers need to die off before we bring a few more into this world that is already elbow to asshole populated.

[WoolyGoat]

:hug:

[what?]

:fuckYou:

[ntype]

0-2 been here right now. apart that mines laughs like a little happy monkey too.

ahah:mc:

[prothought]

Women like babies because babies are dependent on women, supply unconditional love, and they don't talk back.

I guess changing diapers and waking up every two hours is worth it.

[WoolyGoat]

Women like babies because babies are dependent on women, supply unconditional love, and they don't talk back.

I guess changing diapers and waking up every two hours is worth it.

you just described a dog, dude