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British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover LNSFW
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EDINBURGH (AFP) - A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.
The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.
The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.
He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.
"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.
"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."
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Lad?

Hoover?


What happened again?
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007380652,00.html

Someone told me this chick is dating Puff Daddy.Don't we have rules about negro's only being allowed to be with fat white chicks that noone wants?

See You In Toledo
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Wait.. puff daddy is black?
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Anhil8tor Wrote:Wait.. puff daddy is black?


sometimes
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Anhil8tor Wrote:Wait.. puff daddy is black?

quint Wrote:sometimes

rack. 8 and quint IT comedy club award !
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Someone has to ask ...

Nboy ...

WTF were you searching for when you got BOTH Dwarf and PENIS in the same context ...???? Huh

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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leeman Wrote:Someone has to ask ...

Nboy ...

WTF were you searching for when you got BOTH Dwarf and PENIS in the same context ...???? Huh

:*>
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BIRD33 Wrote:http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007380652,00.html

Someone told me this chick is dating Puff Daddy.Don't we have rules about negro's only being allowed to be with fat white chicks that noone wants?

Nice link, noob.
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