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#1

What's the policy about periods? If you are dating someone knew and you're having sex all the time, how should she tell you it's that time of the month?

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#2

Keep them pregnant.

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#3

as she puts my dick in her mouth.

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#4

Bird, does the same rule apply to lactating women?

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#5

Not for me not that happens all the time.When it did I kind of was already way past the point of no return and just kept in mind not to squeeze too hard.Its not as gross to me.

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#6

Banana Wrote:What's the policy about periods? If you are dating someone knew and you're having sex all the time, how should she tell you it's that time of the month?
you won't need as you start being superbitchy at that moment. Otherwise just go with a "hey it's the time of the month"; if the dude is not a drunken woodchucker he will understand then proceed as he likes telling you. If he keeps shut he's only a pussy and you should splat your vagina on his face meanwhile he sleeps to teach him a good lesson (if he wakes up yell and kick him in the bollocks then throw him out of the bed).

btw some like it when there's plenty, I'm not the kind and personally I am not a fan of red brushes
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#7

Teh Flumper Policy on the Curse: I prefer to be told up front. Preferably several days before the event, in case something better comes a long. However, once informed of the news, my motto remains the same. Flumper will swim in the Red River, but he will not drink.
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#8

bloody hell

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#9

ftr, snarg loves to have the dick painted red
seems to me, women are more motivated

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#10

Vit E is a fan of pulling the goalie.

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#11

I'm shocked snargs sexual activities make me want to puke.

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#12

BIRD33 Wrote:I'm shocked snargs sexual activities make me want to puke.

I think snargs motto is IF it makes it up... lets roll
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#13

My friend was telling me that he's friends with this really hot chick who happens to be deaf.

We were discussing what you would yell out while you were doing her doggy style.He choose to yell out the 93 phillies starting line up while I would hide an air horn under the pillow and blast that thing right before I finish.

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#14

What's the ruling on phone sex with deaf chicks? A friend was asking.

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#15

as long as its lubed up enough and not one of those old car phones it should fit.

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#16

Birdy, yer always part of the solution. I dig that.

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