12-31-2008, 06:59 AM
⢠You can tolerate your in-laws
⢠Beer goggles -- who said the holidays have to be lonely?
⢠Why eat your calories when you can drink them?
⢠You give the best gift...alcohol
⢠New Year's resolutions seem attainable when you're drunk
⢠You love everyone...and everyone loves you
⢠Be the funny guy at the party
⢠Drinking in winter means staying warm...or at least feeling like you are
⢠You bring spirit to the occasion, literally
⢠The holidays go by much quicker
⢠Beer goggles -- who said the holidays have to be lonely?
⢠Why eat your calories when you can drink them?
⢠You give the best gift...alcohol
⢠New Year's resolutions seem attainable when you're drunk
⢠You love everyone...and everyone loves you
⢠Be the funny guy at the party
⢠Drinking in winter means staying warm...or at least feeling like you are
⢠You bring spirit to the occasion, literally
⢠The holidays go by much quicker

