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Police Arrest Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
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THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.
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This could explain why Who hasn't been posting.
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he musta nota had a hoover at home. bahhbahbhabhbhahahah
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If this were in Ames Iowa....I'd host a fundraiser dinner to bail out MT.

leeman Wrote:I love the meathead...
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#5

You would think he'd pay someone for sex before resorting to a vacuum.
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I know, what a tard.
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If you know a hooker that only charges 4 quarters let me know.

See You In Toledo
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#8

did I tell ya about my trip to the car wash yesterday.

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#9

Was it so gay?

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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BIRD33 Wrote:If you know a hooker that only charges 4 quarters let me know.

I'll see what I can find for you
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#11

watch your head paddy....shit's flying right over it.

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#12

It was so gay Mich got simonized by some guy name Simon.

See You In Toledo
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BIRD33 Wrote:It was so gay Mich got simonized by some guy name Simon.

C-

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#14

Lets see you incorporate a gay joke with a car wash any better than that.

See You In Toledo
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BIRD33 Wrote:Lets see you incorporate a gay joke with a car wash any better than that.
I don't think you can get an A w/o using "undercarriage"

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WoolyGoat Wrote:I don't think you can get an A w/o using "undercarriage"


that would have been better.Its early.

See You In Toledo
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goats got a point. it's early, Have some coffee, wake all the way up and I'm sure they will get better. I have faith in Bird.

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#18

Mine was stil better than a C-.More like a B +.

See You In Toledo
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Michman Wrote:did I tell ya about my trip to the car wash yesterday.

nope
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BIRD33 Wrote:Mine was stil better than a C-.More like a B +.

B tops., B- is more realistic.

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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