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http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/

Internet is just the most wonderful thing ever created !

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[BIRD33]

I played in a sweet wiffle ball tournament on saturday.Cost 75 a team, we had four guys with a $150 first prize.15 teams played on tennis courts.They had a 3x3 strike zone with netting made up and lines to designate singles, doubles and used the fence as a triple if you hit it on the fly and of course home runs if you put it over the fence.The mound was a little further back then anyone was used to so with the wind you really needed to control your pitches as people were taking walks.

We lost the first one 5-3 because this guy on my softball team thought he was phil neikro and was trying all these crazy grips.He was telling me before the game how awesome he was at wiffle ball and I told him look around asshole, everyone thinks they are awesome at wiffle ball here.He walked the first 3 in to score in the first and then gave up the next two over the following innings.He had almost a dozen walks.

Second game I pitched a gem.I'm a lefty so I worked the fastball inside to jam them and then made the guys look foolish with the big wind up and then the high floater change up that drops in on the top of the net.We won 16-3.

Third my buddy pitched and got down early but we rallied back to win 8-5.

4th this asshole who wanted to pitch last because he thought he was the closer or something shit the bed and gave up ten runs in the first.We were fucked right there.We ended up losing and not making the playoffs.

If I would have pitched all four we would have at least won the first one and made the playoffs.

[WoolyGoat]

where are your batting stats, douchebag?

[BIRD33]

Its a blur really.I understand your interest even though you had to disguise it in a hostile manner.We batted four or five times an inning so I'd say I averaged 4 or 5 doubles a game and one to two homers.Most homers on my team was 12 by the guy who pitched the last game.It really came down to pitching.

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[BIRD33]

I have seen it advertised before.My brother in law once took a shit in the woods on the course and used his golf towel to wipe himself.

[Moto]

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I have seen it advertised before.My brother in law once took a shit in the woods on the course and used his golf towel to wipe himself.

there were a few guys on our softball team that will drive around with cinderblocks in the bed of their trucks for the same thing. being hung over is a regular cricumstance with these guys. once a month at least one of them will walk into the woods with his block and some tp. we call it the portable double deuce. that is a real sloppy seconds scenario. it is at that point you realize some people have de-evolved after hs and college.
hand santizer is a must around those guys.

[BIRD33]

Construction guys I guess?.The mexicans around here who do tile and other finish work shit in buckets on site.I made the mistake of peeking in one while on a job site.

[PinesChic]

leave the FAT chics alone, they love to ya know :blink: