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Do you know how to change your own oil? Do you actually do it?
Name of the last restaurant you ate at?
Which sports celebrity would you most like to meet?
What as the last insult you used in real life?
When did you buy your last porno magazine?
If you could have one super power (other than invisibility or x-ray vision) what would it be?
Would you make out with a chick if she had a chew in?
What makes Fruity Pebbles so awesome?
What's the most over-rated holiday?
Which holiday doesn't receive it's due respect?
How high would gas prices need to get before you own a hybrid?
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You are nosy as fuck!
My attention span is too limited to respond.
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i'm waiting until tomorrow.
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This broad I talk to was at a comedy show at a club and there was a table of guys who were acting up and disrupting the show which is one thing but then when the lights went low she noticed one of the guys spitting into the crowd behind them when nobody was looking at them.She goes over and says I saw what you did and if you do it again I'm getting the bouncers.The guy is wasted on alcohol and probably coke so he stands up and punches her right in the face and walks out the door.Nobody stops the guy.
Would you
A.Sit there and do nothing
B.Get the bouncers or call the cops
C.Jump on the guy and beat the shit out of him
I was amazed everyone just sat there.
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Wow. Everytime I've seen a guy lay a hand on a woman at a bar (even if she 'deserved' it), he hasn't even been able to take a breath before being pummeled by anyone who saw.
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My mom used to get herself in sticky situations because if she saw anypne getting hit or pushed for no apparent reason, she'd jump in the middle. Unfortunately, in my drunken youth, I inherited that. I once jumped in between a guy who pulled back his fist at my mom's face. Surely, there were other people around who could have handled this better :$
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I'm the same way.I told a parent to show some class while screaming at a little kid in a Mcdonalds once.It probably wasnt my place but I can't imagine the nightmare this kid was born into being fair.I got the wrath of a parent who hated their life instead of the kid which I didnt mind.
If a guy and girl are arguing and its not physical I wont say a word but if it looks like it might get violent I think you have to say something.Beat her up at home for christ sake.
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Funny or rude?
A group of my friends were once leaving a restaurant and were walking out to their car. This kid runs by and the mom calls out "Hey, TImmy! Stop!!" cause he was running where cars were driving and not paying attention. My friend grabbed the kid (so far so good) but then farted on his head and said "listen to your mom, Timmy." :S At the time, I laughed, but now as a parent, I'd be thankful someone stopped my kid but farting on his head is so uncalled for. I'd be pissed.
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Is that a real story?Farted on his head?Did he push the kid under his ass?
I think I'd be so perplexed by the farting on the head after doing the right thing I wouldnt know how to react.
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BIRD33 Wrote:Is that a real story?Farted on his head?Did he push the kid under his ass?
I think I'd be so perplexed by the farting on the head after doing the right thing I wouldnt know how to react.
Yep, I mean the kid was at his ass height anyways, but he shoved the kid under his ass and farted on him. I wasn't there, my boyfriend was and he said it was funny, but uncomfortable as the kid's mom was right behind them by this point.
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dead and unsoiled seems like a better option
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WoolyGoat Wrote:dead and unsoiled seems like a better option
I'm not sure you need to fart on a kid's head after you potentially keep him out of harm's way, do you? Would you even think to do something like that?
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col nathan jessup once said "I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way."
I think that's applicable. You can't argue with the farter's results.
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Ok.
It's like smashing a piece of cake into a kid's face after you save them from choking. Just so unecessary.
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