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Swine Flu
#1

Finally they are talking about it. I came down with it once in college. She must have been about 195 or more.

I think I had a few symptoms a few years ago at lunch on a weekday at a strip joint. I hope they find a cure.
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#2

The only cure is to be very quiet when putting your clothes on and putting the car in neutral so you can roll it out of the driveway.God speed mexico.

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#3

I'm not fucking around with this thing. I just went and bought all the Tamiflu they had at Walgreens. This one waitress at The Waffle House has begun to be a problem for me. I am fearing an outbreak.
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#4

I'd go further in your precautions and purchase a mask for your face.You don't want anyone to recognize you walking around with patient zero.

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#5

i think we found the source. i saw her on gma today.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janet_Napolitano
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#6

Old people are fucked if they get it. And being in Mexico doesn't help. I know I have my fingers crossed.

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#7

i been wondering why this took so long
and why the tweetster wasn't first
i guess patti has become my number one landlord

sigh, i will miss the little guy

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#8

I'll put my desire for you to be dead up against anyone here.

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#9

that's more like it!!
thanks for jumping in, i was concerned

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#10

Seriously eat a pork sandwich today.I'll send you the money to buy it.

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#11

BIRD33 Wrote:Seriously eat a pork sandwich today.I'll send you the money to buy it.

Q: So is it safe to eat pork?
A: Yes. Swine influenza viruses don't spread through food.



http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/med_healthbeat_swine_flu_q_a

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#12

i will eat ten pork sammiches, send the money moron
eating pork does not cause swine flu

thanks for exhibiting your superior intellect once again

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#13

No shit Mr wizard.Its called humor.

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#14

My post could have been aimed at anybody.

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#15

snarg isn't in mexico right now
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#16

Let him up from beneath your desk.Old people have a hard time breathing in confined spaces.

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#17

How crazy would it be if Obama died of swine flu?

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0409/21940.html




the individual – an advance security staffer for Energy Secretary Steven Chu –appears to have spread the flu to his wife, son and nephew. All three have tested probable for swine flu, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said Thursday.

Gibbs, who did not name the security aide, said he did not work closely with Obama, didn’t fly on Air Force One and is back at work at the Energy Department.

But the staffer was at a working dinner Obama attended with Mexican officials April 16. The aide “was asked specifically if he ever came within six feet of the president, and the answer to that was 'No,' " Gibbs said.

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#18

would be a blessing in disguise, friend.

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#19

and I probably wouldn't call you a faggot for crying about it, either.

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#20

Yea a real blessing.

Stay classy, Boston!

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