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I see this thread taking off...

[BIRD33]

"Stop you're hurting me, it's too big and black!"

"Thats not a entrance its an exit!"

"Daddys girls been a bad girl!"

[WoolyGoat]

repost the "backdoor" story

[BIRD33]

"If thats visine then why does it sting my eyes and why are you slathering it all over my chin?"

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

"See yall later, I'm logging out"

[War]

"I heard þat even in their last moments, þe branded still belong to þe dark."

"I ƿas dead until the moment I met you. I ƿas a poƿerless corpse pretending to be alive. Living ƿiþout poƿer, ƿiþout the ability to change my course, ƿas akin to a sloƿ deaþ."

"Do you knoƿ ƿhy the snoƿ is ƿhite?...Because it forgot ƿhat colour it ƿas"
---- i dont feel like removing old english letters so the 'ƿ' is a 'w' and 'þ' is 'th'

[Banana]

"If you email me at my work address, I promise I will reply with something witty and entertaining."