[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Post me something and I'll run it through there for you. Thanks.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

What do you think the odds of me joining that are?

wut da FUCK does your punk ass think th' motherfukin odds of my black ass joining that be?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Here's a peek into wut da FUCK dis nigga deal with on a daily basis and how your punk ass should not FUCK with my black ass in a written smack talk session.My mens softball team blows.Like 0-8 blows.dis nigga'm solid of course (batting.660) but th' motherfukin rest of th' motherfukin team not so much.Anyway last thursday we get mercy ruled in th' motherfukin 4th and th' motherfukin other team done been just teeing off on us.Theres one of those rules where your punk ass can't hit more than 4 homers in one game.After th' motherfukin 4th its an out.th' motherfukin other team hits that rule by th' motherfukin top of th' motherfukin 1st, no shizzle.After th' motherfukin game our pitcher done has th' motherfukin balls to blame fielding as th' motherfukin reason we lost. my black ass and another guy collided fo' a ball in th' motherfukin outfield fo' an error cause center be a jackoff. That done been one of 3 errors th' motherfukin whole game fo' th' motherfukin fielding but dis nigga heard th' motherfukin pitcher mention my name as a reason we lost.dis nigga let it get because dis nigga know'd th' motherfukin guys emotional and he lives fo' softball.Anyway dis guy be in my fantasy league and so be another guy Huggy Bear dis nigga'm playing dis weekend.th' motherfukin guy dis nigga'm playing posts dis as his smack talk.

[dis nigga]"yore going down like a carbombs mens team, fast and ugly. "[/dis nigga]

dis nigga respond in a joking fashion dis nigga thought done been apparent

[dis nigga]"Its slow and ugly. dis nigga apologize fo' my left field play costing us th' motherfukin game. dis nigga should has brought a ladder to catch some of those shots."[/dis nigga]

So th' motherfukin pitcher Huggy Bear see's dis posts dis

[dis nigga]
"those 3 homeruns only let up 4 runs. your punk ass not being able to play left field costed us more runs than that. next time your punk ass wantyo talk shizzle say it to my face so dis nigga can smack th' motherfukin shizzle out of your punk ass like th' motherfukin l"[/dis nigga]

Well ok.Threatening violence after a softball game seems rational.dis guys a fat FUCK Huggy Bear can't play any other position but pitcher and only bats in th' motherfukin .300's so dis nigga can't help myself and respond with dis.
[dis nigga]"
dis nigga'm pretty sure dis nigga heard your punk ass done been axking why dis nigga done been playing left after we got mercy ruled in th' motherfukin 4th. That doesnt seem like yore following yore own rule of saying shizzle to peoples face. dis nigga'm not sure how th' motherfukin 4 runs dis nigga let up compare to th' motherfukin other 12 we all let up before th' motherfukin game done been called especially when th' motherfukin other teams players be betting in th' motherfukin dugout on th' motherfukin fact they be gonna hit a in my crib run and then does. fo' th' motherfukin record dis nigga never blamed your punk ass fo' th' motherfukin loss and chalked it up to all of our horrible team and pick ups sucking.

My whole life isnt softball so its not that big a deal to my black ass and if your punk ass shor nuff need dis nigga'ma repeat all dis to your punk ass on Sunday but does yourself a favor and take a breather, Nolan Ryan. Also maybe consider why most pitchers in softball be old men. Its cause they can't play any other position and be good at wut da FUCK be th' motherfukin equivalent to throwing horse shoes.

To sum up, never blamed your punk ass fo' th' motherfukin loss but did remark on how far some of those in my crib runs done been because it done been funny. dis hurt yore feelings and dis nigga'm really sorry. dis nigga'ma apologize in person on sunday but please let my black ass wait unit after dis nigga make up fo' yore hitting by getting on base 3 times."
[/dis nigga]

That devastated him dis nigga'm pretty sure because he responded thussly.


[dis nigga]"dis nigga aint no serious about those comments. But that nice short story your punk ass wrote done been nice."[/dis nigga]


oh hell yeah sure your punk ass werent.does not FUCK with my black ass.

[leeman]

Can u say obsession ?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Where am dis nigga exhibiting blind faith?They havent voted on a bill and dis nigga havent said dis nigga'm fo' or against it.

dis nigga'm in favor of universal health care and has been way before Obama done been even a senator.dis isnt th' motherfukin flavor of th' motherfukin month issue fo' my black ass as it be fo' your punk ass.has your punk ass noticed yore cartoons be similar to th' motherfukin pied piper ones your punk ass posted 2 months into th' motherfukin Obama administration when your punk ass done been trying to blame him fo' th' motherfukin stock market?Stock markets kind of settled down considering how bad th' motherfukin economy be and wow your punk ass've not given him an ounce of credit fo' it.Now your punk ass be onto th' motherfukin next thing th' motherfukin white people Huggy Bear be like your punk ass be telling your punk ass to be outraged about.your punk ass be in fact th' motherfukin sheep.

My dad done been not fo' universal health care and th' motherfukin implication that anyone Huggy Bear be be like their parents be so bizarre its funny.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Can u say obsession ?

stop it.

[BIRD33]

Its actually pretty funny.Give me the link.If you're doing it yourself then I agree with Leeman.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Its actually pretty funny.Give me the link.If you're doing it yourself then I agree with Leeman.

Its actually pretty funny.Give my black ass th' motherfukin link.If your punk ass be doing it yourself then dis nigga agree with Leeman.

http://www.whoforum.net

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Its actually pretty funny.Give me the link.If you're doing it yourself then I agree with Leeman.

Read the translation of Martin Luther King's I have a Dream speech.

[SIZE="2"]dis nigga am feeling like its raining watermelons to join with your punk ass today in wut da FUCK be gonna get down in history as th' motherfukin greatest demonstration fo' freedom in th' motherfukin history of our nation.

Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed th' motherfukin Emancipation Proclamation. dis momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves Huggy Bear done has been seared in th' motherfukin flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end th' motherfukin long night of their captivity.

But one hundred years after supper motha fucka, th' motherfukin Negro still be not free. One hundred years after supper motha fucka, th' motherfukin life of th' motherfukin Negro be still sadly crippled by th' motherfukin manacles of segregation and th' motherfukin chains of discrimination. One hundred years after supper motha fucka, th' motherfukin Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in th' motherfukin midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity.

In a sense we've come to our nation's capital to cash a check. When th' motherfukin architects of our republic wrote th' motherfukin magnificent words of th' motherfukin Constitution and th' motherfukin Declaration of Independence, they done been signing a promissory note to which every American done been to fall heir. dis note done been a promise that all men, oh hell yeah, black men as well as white men, shor nuff wud be guaranteed th' motherfukin "unalienable Rights" of "Life, Liberty and th' motherfukin pursuit of Happiness." It be obvious today that America has defaulted on dis promissory note, insofar as her citizens of color be concerned. Instead of honoring dis sacred obligation, America has given th' motherfukin Negro people a bad check, a check which has come back marked "insufficient funds."

But we refuse to believe that th' motherfukin bank of justice be bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there be insufficient funds in th' motherfukin great vaults of opportunity of dis nation. And so, we've come to cash dis check, a check that be gonna give us upon demand th' motherfukin riches of freedom and th' motherfukin security of justice.

We has also come to dis hallowed spot to remind America of th' motherfukin fierce urgency of Now. dis be no time to engage in th' motherfukin luxury of cooling off or to take th' motherfukin tranquilizing drug of gradualism. Now be th' motherfukin time to make real th' motherfukin promises of democracy. Now be th' motherfukin time to rise from th' motherfukin dark and desolate valley of segregation to th' motherfukin sunlit path of racial justice. Now be th' motherfukin time to lift our nation from th' motherfukin quicksands of racial injustice to th' motherfukin solid rock of brotherhood. Now be th' motherfukin time to make justice a reality fo' all of God's chil'ren.

It shor nuff wud be fatal fo' th' motherfukin nation to overlook th' motherfukin urgency of th' motherfukin moment. dis sweltering summer of th' motherfukin Negro's legitimate discontent be gonna not pass until there be an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality. Nineteen sixty-three be not an end, but a beginning. And those Huggy Bear hope that th' motherfukin Negro needed to blow off steam and be gonna now be content be gonna has a rude awakening if th' motherfukin nation returns to business as usual. And there be gonna be neither rest nor tranquility in America until th' motherfukin Negro be granted his citizenship rights. th' motherfukin whirlwinds of revolt be gonna continue to shake th' motherfukin foundations of our nation until th' motherfukin bright day of justice emerges.

But there be someshizzle that dis nigga must say to my people, Huggy Bear stand on th' motherfukin warm threshold which leads into th' motherfukin palace of justice: In th' motherfukin process of gaining our rightful place, we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds.

We cannot walk alone.

And as we walk, we must make th' motherfukin pledge that we shall always march ahead.

We cannot turn back.

There be those Huggy Bear be axking th' motherfukin devotees of civil rights, "When be gonna your punk ass be satisfied?" We can never be satisfied as long as th' motherfukin Negro be th' motherfukin victim of th' motherfukin unspeakable horrors of police brutality.

dis nigga am not unmindful that some of your punk ass has come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of your punk ass has come fresh from narrow jail cells. And some of your punk ass has come from areas where yore quest -- quest fo' freedom left your punk ass battered by th' motherfukin storms of persecution and staggered by th' motherfukin winds of police brutality. your punk ass has been th' motherfukin veterans of creative suffering. Continue to work with th' motherfukin faith that unearned suffering be redemptive. get back to Mississippi, get back to Alabama, get back to South Carolina, get back to Georgia, get back to Louisiana, get back to th' motherfukin slums and ghettos of our northern cities, knowing that somehow dis situation can and be gonna be changed.

Let us not wallow in th' motherfukin valley of despair, dis nigga say to your punk ass today, my friends.

And so even though we face th' motherfukin difficulties of today and tomorrow, dis nigga still has a dream. It be a dream deeply rooted in th' motherfukin American dream.

dis nigga has a dream that one day dis nation be gonna rise up and live out th' motherfukin true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men be created equal."

dis nigga has a dream that one day on th' motherfukin red hills of Georgia, th' motherfukin sons of former slaves and th' motherfukin sons of former slave owners be gonna be able to sit down together at th' motherfukin table of brotherhood.

dis nigga has a dream that one day even th' motherfukin state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with th' motherfukin heat of injustice, sweltering with th' motherfukin heat of oppression, be gonna be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

dis nigga has a dream that my four little chil'ren be gonna one day live in a nation where they be gonna not be judged by th' motherfukin color of their skin but by th' motherfukin content of their character.

dis nigga has a dream today!

dis nigga has a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with th' motherfukin words of "interposition" and "nullification" -- one day right there in Alabama little black boys and black girls be gonna be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.

dis nigga has a dream today!

dis nigga has a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, th' motherfukin rough places be gonna be made plain, and th' motherfukin crooked places be gonna be made straight; "and th' motherfukin glory of th' motherfukin Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together."2

dis be our hope, and dis be th' motherfukin faith that dis nigga get back to th' motherfukin South with.

With dis faith, we be gonna be able to hew out of th' motherfukin mountain of despair a stone of hope. With dis faith, we be gonna be able to transform th' motherfukin jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With dis faith, we be gonna be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to get to jail together, to stand up fo' freedom together, knowing that we be gonna be free one day.

And dis be gonna be th' motherfukin day -- dis be gonna be th' motherfukin day when all of God's chil'ren be gonna be able to sing with new meaning:

My country 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee dis nigga sing.

Land where my fathers died, land of th' motherfukin Pilgrim's pride,

From every mountainside, let freedom rang!

And if America be to be a great nation, dis must become true.

And so let freedom rang from th' motherfukin prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire.

Let freedom rang from th' motherfukin mighty mountains of New York.

Let freedom rang from th' motherfukin heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania.

Let freedom rang from th' motherfukin snow-capped Rockies of Colorado.

Let freedom rang from th' motherfukin curvaceous slopes of California.

But not only that:

Let freedom rang from Stone Mountain of Georgia.

Let freedom rang from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee.

Let freedom rang from every hill and molehill of Mississippi.

From every mountainside, let freedom rang.

And when dis happens, when we allow freedom rang, when we let it rang from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we be gonna be able to speed up that day when all of God's chil'ren, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, be gonna be able to join hands and sing in th' motherfukin words of th' motherfukin old Negro spiritual:

Free at last! Free at last!

Thank God Almighty, we be free at last[/SIZE]

[BIRD33]

www.whoforum.net

The place goat has been spamming?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

The place goat has been spamming?

I don't think so. I'm the only poster there. Sort of like you are here.

[BIRD33]

Its a good thing you know some black people in passing cause otherwise that translator would make it seem like you're a racist.

[who]

Can u say obsession ?

flumper has proven himself to be one of the greatest admins ever

[leeman]

flumper has proven himself to be one of the greatest admins ever

and ?

[who]

and ?

I'm moving 180 miles south on Tuesday, thank you for asking

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Its a good thing you know some black people in passing cause otherwise that translator would make it seem like you're a racist.

I'm a big fan of Tiger Woods. I'm protected.