[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Surprise Shocks Nashville

Nashville, TN: President Barack Obama stunned the country music world today by picking up its highest honor, Country Music Entertainer of the Year.

Mr. Obama was chosen unanimously, according to the Country Music Association, beating out such favorite as Carrie Underwood and Toby Keith.

In Nashville, country music insiders were shocked by Mr. Obama's selection, given that he has only been in office for eight months and during that time has yet to record a single country song.

But Mr. Obama was gracious in receiving the honor, saying that he was "honored and humbled" by the award before excusing himself to accept this year's Heisman Trophy.

[leeman]

What's next? Obama with a towel get named terrorist of the year ??

[BIRD33]

Thats actually pretty funny.

[Anhil8tor]

Breaking News! This just in!!! Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after watching a college football game!!!

[WoolyGoat]

that joke was in flump's post.

[BIRD33]

John Mccain's daughter from the best possible angle.

[WoolyGoat]

i bet she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

[BIRD33]

"What I reject is when some folks say we should go back to the past policies when it was those very same policies that got us into this mess in the first place. Another way of putting it is when, you know, I'm busy and Nancy is busy with our mop cleaning up somebody else's mess --- we don't want somebody sitting back saying, you're not holding the mop the right way. Why don't you grab a mop, why don't you help clean up. (Applause.) You're not mopping fast enough. (Laughter.) That's a socialist mop. (Laughter and applause.) Grab a mop -- let's get to work,"

-Your boy, the guy who you all secretly admire

[BIRD33]

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[who]

katherine is rich and hot