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Mildred's Temple Kitchen, Canadian Restaurant, Encourages Customers To Have Sex In Its Bathrooms
Quote:Visitors to Mildred's Temple Kitchen, a restaurant in Toronto, Canada, are invited to spice up their love life this Valentine's Day with a trip to the bathroom.
"Have you given any thought to moving beyond the bedroom?" patrons were asked in a not-too-subtle promotional e-mail.
The individual bathrooms will be open for sexual escapades from the 12-15th February. According to the manager, Rory Gallagher, a french maid will be working the toilets, making sure everything is "going smoothly and kept clean."
"We've always had little trysts in our bathrooms," co-owner Donna Dooher told The Toronto Star. "We're taking it to the next level on Valentine's weekend." She added that customers are expected to bring their own condoms.
Perhaps surprisingly, Toronto's Public Health food safety program manager said the restaurant wasn't breaking any laws as long as there's no intercourse in the kitchen and the bathrooms are kept clean.
"As far as bodily fluids, it's pretty much similar to the other human functions going on in there," said Chan, slightly undercutting the erotic value of the venture.
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So they want you to have a quickie in their bathrooms?
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bam Wrote:So they want you to have a quickie in their bathrooms?
That's the idea.
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By individual bathrooms, do they mean individual stalls or individual rooms themselves?
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Rooms I think. But it seems like having permission would kind of take the fun out of it.
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I wonder what they'd do if you tried to do that on like Feb 18th?
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How uncomfortable would it be standing up and walking to the bathroom by yourself?
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Jimmy Wrote:How uncomfortable would it be standing up and walking to the bathroom by yourself?
Where's CT when you need him?
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Good question Jimmy! Are they offering anything for those without a valentine? Like can you just go in there and masturbate?
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bam Wrote:Good question Jimmy! Are they offering anything for those without a valentine? Like can you just go in there and masturbate?
like doods don't do that already.
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bam Wrote:Good question Jimmy! Are they offering anything for those without a valentine? Like can you just go in there and masturbate?
Peepholes in adjoining restrooms perhaps?
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What if I just want to cuddle?
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leucifer Wrote:Peepholes in adjoining restrooms perhaps?
Those are called "glory holes"
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Jimmy Wrote:Those are called "glory holes"
I'll have to trust your experience on this one.
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Experience trumps knowledge.
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Jimmy Wrote:Experience trumps knowledge.
Ohhkay. I retract my sex on Valentine's offer.
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