07-24-2004, 02:13 AM
I don't know how to explain something so obvious but... your computer sucks.
Just accept it. It will never surpass the greatness of the Ultratron 1001. It has 300 BPM speed DanceDanceRandomlution RAM and 2.4 HinaHurtz processing machinablitiy. It's SoftDrive has 119 YB of space, a number you silly hue-mans couldn't even imagine (even in terms of porn movies). The graphix kard (note the spelling, for it indicates awesomeness) can display at 412,341,200,000 x -2,736,453,700.333 on a rock, so don't even try to think about what comes out when it beams UT into your brain. I could go on, but your mind would explode, and I wouldn't want to do that when me and my fellow superior beings enslave those minds for use in calculating restaurant tips.
HOWEVER
IF you think you have a box (or computer, for the mentally impaired members out there) that wouldn't be considered an joke in comparison with the Ultratron (patent pending... stupid Earth patents) please feel free to post your specs in this thread. Or just do so, because we all know that IT isn't known for having members who have anything close to the cerebral capabilities of a simian.
Just accept it. It will never surpass the greatness of the Ultratron 1001. It has 300 BPM speed DanceDanceRandomlution RAM and 2.4 HinaHurtz processing machinablitiy. It's SoftDrive has 119 YB of space, a number you silly hue-mans couldn't even imagine (even in terms of porn movies). The graphix kard (note the spelling, for it indicates awesomeness) can display at 412,341,200,000 x -2,736,453,700.333 on a rock, so don't even try to think about what comes out when it beams UT into your brain. I could go on, but your mind would explode, and I wouldn't want to do that when me and my fellow superior beings enslave those minds for use in calculating restaurant tips.
HOWEVER
IF you think you have a box (or computer, for the mentally impaired members out there) that wouldn't be considered an joke in comparison with the Ultratron (patent pending... stupid Earth patents) please feel free to post your specs in this thread. Or just do so, because we all know that IT isn't known for having members who have anything close to the cerebral capabilities of a simian.
