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what? - 02-14-2005
Bill Wrote:actually truth be known. We decided to skip Valentines Day and put the money to use somewhere else. (up'ed life insurance and did some investing) but I thought I'd use my guilty feelings to make a thread.
Good idea. Make it lucrative for her to kill you and then piss her off on Valentines Day. You should probably say she looks fat in whatever she's wearing. If she's on the rag, all the better. Is she good with handguns?
I'm taking a bit risk today.... - Bill - 02-14-2005
what? Wrote:Good idea. Make it lucrative for her to kill you and then piss her off on Valentines Day. You should probably say she looks fat in whatever she's wearing. If she's on the rag, all the better. Is she good with handguns?
no she cann't even cock my 9mm plus it's in the safe. (only I know the Comb.)
I'm taking a bit risk today.... - VitaminE - 02-14-2005
Bill Wrote:keep going bro. we got the third row seating.
Sounds like the only options you should have added were the house number and mail box!
I'm taking a bit risk today.... - Bill - 02-14-2005
VitaminE Wrote:Sounds like the only options you should have added were the house number and mail box!
no shit.....and to think it was my turn to get a new car.....never owned a new car in my entire life. currently driving a 2000 Rodeo, and I bought it used! so don't go calling me cheap PH!
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Anhil8tor - 02-14-2005
me and the spouse never celebrate V.D. day... never have.
so I didn't get her anything either..
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snarg - 02-14-2005
shit, i think any guy who does not get roses (or other flowers) for his woman on valentine's day is just plain foolish
in fact, any guy who does not purchase flowers regularly for the little lady has no understanding of the way things work

narg:
I'm taking a bit risk today.... - Bill - 02-14-2005
snarg Wrote:shit, i think any guy who does not get roses (or other flowers) for his woman on valentine's day is just plain foolish
in fact, any guy who does not purchase flowers regularly for the little lady has no understanding of the way things work
narg:
ahhh but the trick is to get them when they are least expected...no matter what day of the year it is.
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Belle - 02-14-2005
i got an all expense paid trip across the country.. sweet.
i fly out friday
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snarg - 02-14-2005
Bill Wrote:ahhh but the trick is to get them when they are least expected...no matter what day of the year it is.
100% understanding of the principle
nothing wrong with flowers on the expected days as well
I'm taking a bit risk today.... - PurpleHaze - 02-14-2005
Bill Wrote:no shit.....and to think it was my turn to get a new car.....never owned a new car in my entire life. currently driving a 2000 Rodeo, and I bought it used! so don't go calling me cheap PH!
OK, you're right. I'm sorry, cheap wasn't the right word. I just meant that you should do something nice for your wife, and you don't have to spend $$ to do that.
I'm taking a bit risk today.... - Bill - 02-14-2005
PurpleHaze Wrote:OK, you're right. I'm sorry, cheap wasn't the right word. I just meant that you should do something nice for your wife, and you don't have to spend $$ to do that.
your right I won't try to put it in her butt tonight....
For your info, I dashed over to the mall at lunch, and bought a nice braclett, flowers, and card.
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what? - 02-14-2005
just got Mrs. What? a dozen roses. Will add a card and dinner that I would have had to take her for anyway (going to our favorite Mexican place, we have to go at least once a week). Total = $45, but only $22 more than I would have spent anyway.
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what? - 02-14-2005
Bill Wrote:well for your info, I dashed over to the mall at lunch, and bought a nice braclett, flowers, and card.
you cracked under pressure. Bode PH
edit - I have no idea if that's the proper use of "bode"
I'm taking a bit risk today.... - Bill - 02-14-2005
what? Wrote:just got Mrs. What? a dozen roses. Will add a card and dinner that I would have had to take her for anyway (going to our favorite Mexican place, we have to go at least once a week). Total = $45, but only $22 more than I would have spent anyway.
Mexican food for Valentines day Diner = Stinky Sex tonight.
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Michman - 02-14-2005
[QUOTE=VitaminE]Plan B
Tie a red bow around yer junk, tell her it's a butter churn, and ask her to test it out.[/QUOTE]
RACK!
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Michman - 02-14-2005
PurpleHaze Wrote:Fuck that. You guys are just cheap.
What did you get for V-day?
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cLaY - 02-14-2005
i got the chicky an engagement ring so that got me out of buying her anything. i don't get shit...go figure.
I'm taking a bit risk today.... - Bill - 02-14-2005
Michman Wrote:What did you get for V-day?
no shit! what did super husband get you?
I'm taking a bit risk today.... - Bill - 02-14-2005
cLaY Wrote:i got the chicky an engagement ring so that got me out of buying her anything. i don't get shit...go figure.
ditto
I'm taking a bit risk today.... - PurpleHaze - 02-14-2005
what? Wrote:you cracked under pressure. Bode PH
edit - I have no idea if that's the proper use of "bode"
Woo hoo! See, bill, you can thank me later. I'm sure she'll appreciate it.