02-14-2005, 06:03 PM
It's valentines day and I didn't get my old lady jack! Not gonna either. Not even gonna take her out for diner....Think I'll wake up tomarrow morning with my balls still attached?
I'm taking a bit risk today....
02-14-2005, 06:06 PM
Vit E's V-D tip.
Bill, look her in the eye and say...
Nothing's too good for my sweety, so that's what I gotcha.
Bill, look her in the eye and say...
Nothing's too good for my sweety, so that's what I gotcha.
02-14-2005, 06:08 PM
VitaminE Wrote:Vit E's V-D tip.
Bill, look her in the eye and say...
Nothing's too good for my sweety, so that's what I gotcha.
sweet I'm sure that'll go over real good....
02-14-2005, 06:10 PM
Plan B
Tie a red bow around yer junk, tell her it's a butter churn, and ask her to test it out.
Tie a red bow around yer junk, tell her it's a butter churn, and ask her to test it out.
02-14-2005, 06:15 PM
VitaminE Wrote:Plan B
Tie a red bow around yer junk, tell her it's a butter churn, and ask her to test it out.
ha, she churned out some cream from there last night....but damnit! I bought her a fucking Lincoln Navigator for Christmas! doesn't that entitle me to something? like a free out for the next 3 holidays?
02-14-2005, 06:17 PM
I bought the wife a Jag (oh- um '89, but so old school cool) last year. She told me if I ever got her one I'd never have to get her anything again.
This is a great valentine's day for me.
This is a great valentine's day for me.
02-14-2005, 06:17 PM
All I can say is, you may wanna jack it at lunch. Cuz, you never really know who the re-attachment surgery's gonna go.
02-14-2005, 06:19 PM
Bill Wrote:It's valentines day and I didn't get my old lady jack! Not gonna either. Not even gonna take her out for diner....Think I'll wake up tomarrow morning with my balls still attached?The fact that you're asking this question is a pretty good indicator that you have not been in possession of your balls for quite some time.
I'm scrambling for last minute dinner plans :$
02-14-2005, 06:21 PM
VitaminE Wrote:All I can say is, you may wanna jack it at lunch. Cuz, you never really know who the re-attachment surgery's gonna go.
so jack it on my way to Zales...
02-14-2005, 06:22 PM
Why didn't you do anything for her, bill? Just bc you bought her a car for Christmas?
02-14-2005, 06:23 PM
PurpleHaze Wrote:Why didn't you do anything for her, bill? Just bc you bought her a car for Christmas?methinks she's siding with your wife
02-14-2005, 06:27 PM
PurpleHaze Wrote:Why didn't you do anything for her, bill? Just bc you bought her a car for Christmas?
actually truth be known. We decided to skip Valentines Day and put the money to use somewhere else. (up'ed life insurance and did some investing) but I thought I'd use my guilty feelings to make a thread.
02-14-2005, 06:27 PM
PurpleHaze Wrote:Why didn't you do anything for her, bill? Just bc you bought her a car for Christmas?
Greedy bitch.
02-14-2005, 06:30 PM
TomFoolery Wrote:Greedy bitch.
Thank you Tom.
02-14-2005, 06:32 PM
Lincoln Navigator?!? 22" floaters?
Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
02-14-2005, 06:33 PM
Fuck that. You guys are just cheap.
02-14-2005, 06:36 PM
PurpleHaze Wrote:Fuck that. You guys are just cheap.
2005 Base 4WD 4DR Sport Utility V8 MSRP: $53,190
02-14-2005, 06:36 PM
PurpleHaze Wrote:Fuck that. You guys are just cheap.
Cheap? hell if she's that hard up for my money she'll have to kill me for it now!
02-14-2005, 06:37 PM
TomFoolery Wrote:2005 Base 4WD 4DR Sport Utility V8 MSRP: $53,190
keep going bro. we got the third row seating.
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