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Repost - snarg - 06-25-2005

asshat Wrote:Two dudes were standing at the bus stop waiting on a bus. There was an old dog laying under a tree licking his balls. One of the dude looks over and says, "I wish I could do that." So the other dude says, "You do? Well your a fucking fag then".

i had an epiphany when i read this

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Repost - asshat - 06-25-2005

What's green and goes "ribbit, ribbit, pop, pop, pop...........pow"




















a frog in a microwave

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Repost - TomFoolery - 06-25-2005

snarg Wrote:i had an epiphany when i read this

The punch line is supposed to be: "You probably could if you pet him first".

snarg Wrote:time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

Groucho = comic genius

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Repost - SanDog - 06-25-2005

How do you get a nun pregnant?








You fuck her.





Bonus point for second punch line....



Dress her up like an alterboy.

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Repost - asshat - 06-25-2005

What is skinny and has something else skinny next to it that looks just like it.








Mary Kate Olsen.

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Repost - snarg - 06-25-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:Groucho = comic genius

have you seen re-runs of "you bet your life"??

$$$$ X 1000000000000000000000000000000


say the secret word win a hundred dollah

QUACK

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Repost - Belle - 06-25-2005

Why does a ballerina wear a tutu?

Because a one one's too small and a three three's too big

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Repost - ntype - 06-25-2005

TammyC Wrote:Why does a ballerina wear a tutu?

Because a one one's too small and a three three's too big

terrible.

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Repost - SanDog - 06-25-2005

ntype Wrote:terrible.

That is the point.

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Repost - Belle - 06-25-2005

SanDog Wrote:That is the point.

exactly.. and thank you

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Repost - Belle - 06-25-2005

What do you call a sheep that knits?


Nothing, because sheep can't knit

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Repost - SanDog - 06-25-2005

What do shamu and Michael Jackson have in common?


They are both Black and White and live in amusement parks.

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