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Hey Uncle Tommy - minorthreat - 08-18-2005

Blondie Wrote:fixed

No.

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Hey Uncle Tommy - TomFoolery - 08-18-2005

Blondie Wrote:fixed

Stop fucking up my thread.

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Hey Uncle Tommy - Blondie - 08-18-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:Stop fucking up my thread.

Suck a dick.

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Hey Uncle Tommy - Blondie - 08-18-2005

minorthreat Wrote:No.

Slick Rick's biggest hit "The Show" was with Doug E. Fresh...HA!

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Hey Uncle Tommy - minorthreat - 08-18-2005

Blondie Wrote:Slick Rick's biggest hit "The Show" was with Doug E. Fresh...HA!

I think it was Children's Story. Fucker.

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Hey Uncle Tommy - Blondie - 08-18-2005

minorthreat Wrote:I think it was Children's Story. Fucker.

The Show!!!!!!...for fukks sake....check it out n stuff

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Hey Uncle Tommy - minorthreat - 08-18-2005

Blondie Wrote:The Show!!!!!!...for fukks sake....check it out n stuff

Fuck off. I know what it is.

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Hey Uncle Tommy - Blondie - 08-18-2005

minorthreat Wrote:Fuck off. I know what it is.

You know nothing...Doug E. Fresh on Slick Rick was fucking $$$$...now answer your PM's...

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Hey Uncle Tommy - Blondie - 08-18-2005

Where is VitE when you need him..he gets shit!

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Hey Uncle Tommy - Jesus - 06-14-2006

I have a feeling this thread will be resurrected.

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Hey Uncle Tommy - TomFoolery - 06-14-2006

Blondie Wrote:Where is VitE when you need him..he gets shit!

You can find him at WTF.

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Hey Uncle Tommy - Blondie - 06-14-2006

Whoa!

Flash back.

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Hey Uncle Tommy - Anhil8tor - 04-09-2008

TomFoolery Wrote:OK. Heeeere we go.





Once upon a time in South Philly
there lived a stupid fag named BIRD33.
Behind Geno’s the doods all stood
to get their cocks sucked, cuz they heard he was good.
There was this one guy who got some head
As he nutted in BIRD’s eye, this is what he said:
“Listen here, BIRD, you’re gonna make some cash,
Lettin’ tons of doods put their cocks in your ass.”

He took the cock, and money came with ease.
But BIRD couldn’t stop, it’s like he had a disease.
He took another and another, from some white dudes and some brothas,
tried to fuck a man who was a D.T. undercover.
The cop didn’t want ass and gave BIRD some static,
And dood got upset and started acting erratic.
Punched him in the belly and chased him down the block
Yelling at the cop, “Hey, give me the cock!”
The cop pulled out a gun, he said, “Why’d you hit me?”
BIRD33 said, “I wanted you to dent my kidney.”

The cop got scared, and BIRD starts to figure
“Damn, my ass could really use a finger.”
So BIRD cold dashed and ran around the block,
the cop didn’t know he was just looking for cock.
Met this random guy who pumped his ass good and filled him,
then made his way to an abandoned building.
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor,
Opened up the door there, guess who he saw?
Clay, the cock fiend, smoking weed
BIRD thinks to himself, “His dick my ass needs.”
He said, “I need semen! Hurry up, son!”
So Clay taps his ass and BIRD thinks it’s fun.

His ass took more cock than a hole used for glory
And this is the way I have to end this story.
He was only twenty-six, chasing after the dicks
It’s really too bad he had no interest in chicks.
This ain’t funny, so don’t you dare laugh;
Just another case about the wrong path.

Straight and narrow or there’s dick in your ass.



Good night!

This is just lovely!

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