08-17-2005, 07:14 PM
Its lunch time and I wanna take a nap. Will you read me a story?
Fuck.
Hey Uncle Tommy
08-17-2005, 07:16 PM
OK. Are you all tucked in?
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
08-17-2005, 07:20 PM
OK. Heeeere we go.
Once upon a time in South Philly
there lived a stupid fag named BIRD33.
Behind Genoâs the doods all stood
to get their cocks sucked, cuz they heard he was good.
There was this one guy who got some head
As he nutted in BIRDâs eye, this is what he said:
âListen here, BIRD, youâre gonna make some cash,
Lettinâ tons of doods put their cocks in your ass.â
He took the cock, and money came with ease.
But BIRD couldnât stop, itâs like he had a disease.
He took another and another, from some white dudes and some brothas,
tried to fuck a man who was a D.T. undercover.
The cop didnât want ass and gave BIRD some static,
And dood got upset and started acting erratic.
Punched him in the belly and chased him down the block
Yelling at the cop, âHey, give me the cock!â
The cop pulled out a gun, he said, âWhyâd you hit me?â
BIRD33 said, âI wanted you to dent my kidney.â
The cop got scared, and BIRD starts to figure
âDamn, my ass could really use a finger.â
So BIRD cold dashed and ran around the block,
the cop didnât know he was just looking for cock.
Met this random guy who pumped his ass good and filled him,
then made his way to an abandoned building.
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor,
Opened up the door there, guess who he saw?
Clay, the cock fiend, smoking weed
BIRD thinks to himself, âHis dick my ass needs.â
He said, âI need semen! Hurry up, son!â
So Clay taps his ass and BIRD thinks itâs fun.
His ass took more cock than a hole used for glory
And this is the way I have to end this story.
He was only twenty-six, chasing after the dicks
Itâs really too bad he had no interest in chicks.
This ainât funny, so donât you dare laugh;
Just another case about the wrong path.
Straight and narrow or thereâs dick in your ass.
Good night!
Once upon a time in South Philly
there lived a stupid fag named BIRD33.
Behind Genoâs the doods all stood
to get their cocks sucked, cuz they heard he was good.
There was this one guy who got some head
As he nutted in BIRDâs eye, this is what he said:
âListen here, BIRD, youâre gonna make some cash,
Lettinâ tons of doods put their cocks in your ass.â
He took the cock, and money came with ease.
But BIRD couldnât stop, itâs like he had a disease.
He took another and another, from some white dudes and some brothas,
tried to fuck a man who was a D.T. undercover.
The cop didnât want ass and gave BIRD some static,
And dood got upset and started acting erratic.
Punched him in the belly and chased him down the block
Yelling at the cop, âHey, give me the cock!â
The cop pulled out a gun, he said, âWhyâd you hit me?â
BIRD33 said, âI wanted you to dent my kidney.â
The cop got scared, and BIRD starts to figure
âDamn, my ass could really use a finger.â
So BIRD cold dashed and ran around the block,
the cop didnât know he was just looking for cock.
Met this random guy who pumped his ass good and filled him,
then made his way to an abandoned building.
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor,
Opened up the door there, guess who he saw?
Clay, the cock fiend, smoking weed
BIRD thinks to himself, âHis dick my ass needs.â
He said, âI need semen! Hurry up, son!â
So Clay taps his ass and BIRD thinks itâs fun.
His ass took more cock than a hole used for glory
And this is the way I have to end this story.
He was only twenty-six, chasing after the dicks
Itâs really too bad he had no interest in chicks.
This ainât funny, so donât you dare laugh;
Just another case about the wrong path.
Straight and narrow or thereâs dick in your ass.
Good night!
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
![[Image: Junkinbox.jpg]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/run71324/Junkinbox.jpg)
08-17-2005, 07:34 PM
Post of the day. Fuck, year.
08-17-2005, 07:42 PM
BIRD33 Wrote:Its always BIRD33 day in Tomfoolerys world.
Knock 'em out the box, Tom. Knock 'em out Tom.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
08-17-2005, 07:53 PM
Yea your killing me with your ability to rhyme the words cock and ass.
See You In Toledo
08-17-2005, 08:12 PM
:lool:
HOF!
HOF!
08-17-2005, 11:43 PM
Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Bout fucking time.
it was pretty obvious, who really needed to point it out...
08-18-2005, 12:49 AM
4 chodes
08-18-2005, 05:32 AM
Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Bout fucking time.
Bout time for what? That I bring my epochness to this shit thread? Yes, I agree.
08-18-2005, 05:35 AM
Quote:The cop pulled out a gun, he said, âWhyâd you hit me?â
BIRD33 said, âI wanted you to dent my kidney.â
:lool:
08-18-2005, 06:16 AM
minorthreat Wrote:Rack the Slick Rick reset!
Sin,
Doug E. Fresh
fixed
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