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bam - 05-07-2010
I was probably told how old he was, but I don't remember. I'm too lazy to go try to find it either.
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phantom - 05-07-2010
I may be wrong and it was Nov 25 on the day of the funeral.
I'm moving in here Bird. I already called for a UHaul to move all my stuff from UJ.
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phantom - 05-07-2010
bam Wrote:I was probably told how old he was, but I don't remember. I'm too lazy to go try to find it either.
Some people save all my PMs. You must not love me as much as they do.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt - 05-07-2010
BIRD33 Wrote:Hey flumper take this piece of shit with you back to where you've been.thanks.
I don't know where he comes from. never heard of him before he started his christy crusade.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt - 05-07-2010
i guess that's the part he doesn't get. to a great majority of the people on different forums, that's the only thing that he is known for. how fucking sad is that?
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BIRD33 - 05-07-2010
Take him under your wing.And leave.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt - 05-07-2010
no thanks. i've got shit to do. just fired up my smoker a few min ago. i have to cook 12 briskets, 40 racks of ribs and 10 chickens for a party tomorrow. i'll be going all night.
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BIRD33 - 05-07-2010
The african americans at your party will love those ribs!
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Flumper Barflusterbutt - 05-07-2010
and i'm taking my Flumper 2000. its a prototype for a beer can crusher that I made out of an actuator that max's out at 500 lbs of pressure. i can crush a beer can down to about 1/2 inch tall. all electric.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt - 05-07-2010
i'm not racist, but i don't think there are going to be any coloreds at the party. if there are, they would be welcome, but unless someone brings one there won't be any.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt - 05-07-2010
oh and i made 12 pints of my bbq sauce. i have spicy and holy fucking hell. last time i made this sauce one guy accidentally got some on his forehead and he beat his brains out with his tongue.
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Anhil8tor - 05-07-2010
Nice!
Chef is cooking ribs today but its on a BBQ pit and smells fucking great.
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snarg - 05-07-2010
BIRD33 Wrote:Hey flumper take this piece of shit with you back to where you've been.thanks.
man, i hate to see da flump leaving so soon, but this is a package i will have to endorse
should i dump them both, dr bird??
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BIRD33 - 05-07-2010
You should do nothing.
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bam - 05-07-2010
Forget killing entertainers. Wouldn't it be nice if the moronic couldn't breed?
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BIRD33 - 05-07-2010
Who would go to wrestling shows then?
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snarg - 05-07-2010
BIRD33 Wrote:You should do nothing.
i knew that, duh
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BIRD33 - 05-07-2010
After I taught you that last lesson you do.
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JCW - 05-07-2010
BIRD33 Wrote:Who would go to wrestling shows then?
Now that was downright mean.
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Reaper - 05-07-2010
47 years old?
Interesting.