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Condoms - Bill - 01-30-2006
cLaY Wrote:So when I see my penis thumping my wife's mid section, is it in her vagina or uterus?
no, that'd be your birthday, or some other special occassion.
Condoms - BIRD33 - 01-30-2006
cLaY Wrote:vagina's are really neat
I'd show you another side of the tracks at a place called "the shitty titty" near me.
Side note:I was at this place on Sat and the owner told me that one of the dancers used to be a man.It wasnt hard to tell who he meant,I bought my friend who didnt know a lap dance.I refused to tip him\her the rest of the night,I wanted to puke.
Condoms - what? - 01-30-2006
paybacksare Wrote:Tie them in a knot, wrap in some toilet paper and throw in the trash. As long as you take your trash out every other day or so, you're fine.
I'm a fan of condoms. I hate backwash.
plus it helps keep all the different dudes' semen from mixing :roll:
Condoms - Banana - 01-30-2006
what? Wrote:plus it helps keep all the different dudes' semen from mixing :roll:rack!
Condoms - Jdub - 01-31-2006
Banana Wrote:The uterus is closed...the opening to the uterus is the cervix, which is closed until the moment of birth. SO, her vagina, but you are likely striking her cervix, which hurts.My old girlfriend actually complained of that, I'm now a better man!
Condoms - what? - 02-15-2006
what? Wrote:so the ol' lady has us using condoms 'cause she doesn't want another bun in the oven just yet. honestly, I can count on one hand the number of times she and I have used condoms in our entire relationship. I can't remember the last time I bought or used condoms. I picked up a 3 pack this weekend, I'll let you know when they're all gone and maybe I'll buy some more.
the point of this is - what do you fuckers do with your spent rubbers? in high school, I usually rolled down the car window and chucked 'em out. in college, I would throw them at the ceiling so they stuck. last night we finished up and I'm wondering "what the fuck am I gonna do with this thing?" I didn't want to flush it in case it jammed up the pipes (my condo's plumbing is kinda suspect). I didn't wanna dump it in the garbage and let it start to stink. so let's discuss condom disposal. it goes without saying I'm only looking for serious responses. thanks
update - the 3 pack is gone. last night I after I gave the ol' lady the business I took the rubber off and dropped it in the diaper genie. is that weird?
Condoms - Anhil8tor - 03-26-2007
i stopped at a gas station for a ddp and a piss saturday...
in the bathroom they had a condom machine with those $$$$ french ticklers
so I bought one
i figure next time the spouser and I have sex i'm gonna slide that one on and see if she notices
Condoms - what? - 03-26-2007
Anhil8tor Wrote:i stopped at a gas station for a ddp and a piss saturday...
in the bathroom they had a condom machine with those $$$$ french ticklers
so I bought one
i figure next time the spouser and I have sex i'm gonna slide that one on and see if she notices
when 8 wants to spice things up with the missus, he takes the change from his soda and gets shit out of the mens room at the chevron station. sorry girls, he's taken!
Condoms - BIRD33 - 03-26-2007
ha
Condoms - what? - 03-26-2007
no pills, no condoms these days. mrs what?'s preferred method of birth control is abstinence ><
Condoms - Paddy - 03-26-2007
prothought doesn't like you resurrecting these old threads.
Condoms - Anhil8tor - 03-26-2007
whatever happened to that bill guy?
Condoms - Dr. Lecter - 03-26-2007
BIRD33 Wrote:Small girl, 4'11 skinny.I think it was the fact that we were going at it for about a half hour before I noticed and my penis is so long it pushed it to the furthest outpost of vaginaville.The "search" wasnt very detailed because of the alcohol.For the record, a search for "vaginaville" on this site only returns one result: this post.
FYI as a women your expected to carry a 7 to 10 lbs baby in there.
Personally, I'm disappointed. At least now there will be two.
Condoms - what? - 03-26-2007
Dr. Lecter Wrote:For the record, a search for "vaginaville" on this site only returns one result: this post.
Personally, I'm disappointed. At least now there will be two.
quick search still just returns one result. you'll have to start a new thread with vaginaville in it to get two
Condoms - coyote - 03-27-2007
done that i noticed
Condoms - BIRD33 - 03-30-2009
what? Wrote:when 8 wants to spice things up with the missus, he takes the change from his soda and gets shit out of the mens room at the chevron station. sorry girls, he's taken!
This was great.