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Think of this next time you plan to get drunk - leeman - 03-07-2004
The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as:
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a jerk.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
Think of this next time you plan to get drunk - War - 03-07-2004
some of there happen already to me.
ps your finily normal lee.
Think of this next time you plan to get drunk - leeman - 03-07-2004
Quote:Originally posted by War@Mar 7 2004, 07:19 PMOhh ... well thats the first time i've been called normal
some of there happen already to me.
ps your finily normal lee.
Think of this next time you plan to get drunk - War - 03-07-2004
well on this site is the first time ive been thought of Einstein.
Think of this next time you plan to get drunk - Smackinoff - 03-07-2004
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
Damn hehe that happens to much and
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
Think of this next time you plan to get drunk - PinesChic - 01-26-2009
can someone explain this one:
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
I'm having a hard time visualizing this one. lol
Think of this next time you plan to get drunk - bam - 01-26-2009
Invisibility and time gaps I think are typically a part of my drunkenness.
Think of this next time you plan to get drunk - BIRD33 - 01-26-2009
You become invisible?
I have to fight the urge of calling previous girlfriends when drunk.
Think of this next time you plan to get drunk - bam - 01-26-2009
BIRD33 Wrote:You become invisible?
I have to fight the urge of calling previous girlfriends when drunk.
I have a tendency to think I'm invisible. lol
Do you really? You don't strike me as that type.
Think of this next time you plan to get drunk - BIRD33 - 01-26-2009
Its not a lets get back together thing its a hey I'd like to have sex with you again type thing, preferably within the next hour.I've learned to control it because it always ends badly.
I suggest you wrap yourself up in toilet paper like a mummy when you go drinking just in case.
Think of this next time you plan to get drunk - bam - 01-26-2009
BIRD33 Wrote:Its not a lets get back together thing its a hey I'd like to have sex with you again type thing, preferably within the next hour.I've learned to control it because it always ends badly.
I suggest you wrap yourself up in toilet paper like a mummy when you go drinking just in case.
I figured it was just about sex, but nonetheless, you don't seem like that type.
Wrap myself in toilet paper? So I can realize I'm not invisible? lol
Think of this next time you plan to get drunk - BIRD33 - 01-26-2009
bam Wrote:I figured it was just about sex, but nonetheless, you don't seem like that type.
Wrap myself in toilet paper? So I can realize I'm not invisible? lol
I make poor decisions when drinking.I used to scan my cell phone address book going yes.., no...,doesnt speak english...., maybe... in my younger days but it gets too complicated so I quit doing it.
Think of this next time you plan to get drunk - bam - 01-26-2009
BIRD33 Wrote:I make poor decisions when drinking.I used to scan my cell phone address book going yes.., no...,doesnt speak english...., maybe... in my younger days but it gets too complicated so I quit doing it.
I can't say I'd blame you. Most of my ex's are creeps anyway lol
Think of this next time you plan to get drunk - WoolyGoat - 01-26-2009
you two are so cute
Think of this next time you plan to get drunk - BIRD33 - 01-26-2009
WoolyGoat Wrote:you two are so cute
Its not too late to make this a threesome.
Think of this next time you plan to get drunk - bam - 01-26-2009
BIRD33 Wrote:Its not too late to make this a threesome.
I'm cool with that.
Think of this next time you plan to get drunk - WoolyGoat - 01-26-2009
this took an unexpected turn
Think of this next time you plan to get drunk - BIRD33 - 01-26-2009
I'll put you on my shoulders and we'll go to town together.High five!
Think of this next time you plan to get drunk - bam - 01-26-2009
WoolyGoat Wrote:this took an unexpected turn
Yes it did lol
Think of this next time you plan to get drunk - Blondie - 01-26-2009
BIRD33 Wrote:You become invisible?
I have to fight the urge of calling previous girlfriends when drunk.
People like you are the reason I have to turn my phone completely off at night. ><