[leeman]

The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as:

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a jerk.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

[War]

some of there happen already to me.
ps your finily normal lee.

[leeman]

Originally posted by War@Mar 7 2004, 07:19 PM
some of there happen already to me.
ps your finily normal lee.

Ohh ... well thats the first time i've been called normal

[War]

well on this site is the first time ive been thought of Einstein.

[Smackinoff]

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

Damn hehe that happens to much and

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

[PinesChic]

can someone explain this one:

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

I'm having a hard time visualizing this one. lol

[bam]

Invisibility and time gaps I think are typically a part of my drunkenness.

[BIRD33]

You become invisible?

I have to fight the urge of calling previous girlfriends when drunk.

[bam]

You become invisible?

I have to fight the urge of calling previous girlfriends when drunk.

I have a tendency to think I'm invisible. lol

Do you really? You don't strike me as that type.

[BIRD33]

Its not a lets get back together thing its a hey I'd like to have sex with you again type thing, preferably within the next hour.I've learned to control it because it always ends badly.

I suggest you wrap yourself up in toilet paper like a mummy when you go drinking just in case.

[bam]

Its not a lets get back together thing its a hey I'd like to have sex with you again type thing, preferably within the next hour.I've learned to control it because it always ends badly.

I suggest you wrap yourself up in toilet paper like a mummy when you go drinking just in case.

I figured it was just about sex, but nonetheless, you don't seem like that type.

Wrap myself in toilet paper? So I can realize I'm not invisible? lol

[BIRD33]

I figured it was just about sex, but nonetheless, you don't seem like that type.

Wrap myself in toilet paper? So I can realize I'm not invisible? lol

I make poor decisions when drinking.I used to scan my cell phone address book going yes.., no...,doesnt speak english...., maybe... in my younger days but it gets too complicated so I quit doing it.

[bam]

I make poor decisions when drinking.I used to scan my cell phone address book going yes.., no...,doesnt speak english...., maybe... in my younger days but it gets too complicated so I quit doing it.

I can't say I'd blame you. Most of my ex's are creeps anyway lol

[WoolyGoat]

you two are so cute

[BIRD33]

you two are so cute

Its not too late to make this a threesome.

[bam]

Its not too late to make this a threesome.

I'm cool with that.

[WoolyGoat]

this took an unexpected turn

[BIRD33]

I'll put you on my shoulders and we'll go to town together.High five!

[bam]

this took an unexpected turn

Yes it did lol

[Blondie]

You become invisible?

I have to fight the urge of calling previous girlfriends when drunk.

People like you are the reason I have to turn my phone completely off at night. ><