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Story - TomFoolery - 09-02-2004

So I have this sales meeting this morning, and as usual it is really boring. I start to fall asleep but keep catching myself just before my eyes close. Any guy here will tell you that if you're tired in the morning there is a good chance you get symptoms of "morning wood", and it happened to me right in the middle of the meeting.

I figured "fuck it", I'll ride it out--since there was another 20 minutes of the meeting I didn't feel the need to think about ugly chicks with neanderthal breasts and lose my chub. Then it happens...mid-sentence the sales director says, "You know, we'll talk about this next week. See you guys later".

As I stand up, the woman in front of me lets out a yawn complete with a full arm-extended stretch, and her left hand hits me right in the junk. There was no denying or doubting what it was that her hand just hit, and her eyes get huge and she asks, "What was that"?....



Tell me what you think I said to her, and I'll post the actual statement later.

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Story - VitaminE - 09-02-2004

Gerbil tube

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Story - Banana - 09-02-2004

Wanna fuck?

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Story - ClayRock - 09-02-2004

my dick, bitch...

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Story - ClayRock - 09-02-2004

....or, my dick, you likey?

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Story - leucetios - 09-02-2004

:loool:

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Story - MarkyGman - 09-02-2004

"Wanna find out?"

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Story - WoolyGoat - 09-02-2004

I'm just happy to see you

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Story - CodeWarrior - 09-02-2004

"I hope you get hit in the face with a penis."

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Story - APB - 09-02-2004

:lmf:

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Story - snarg - 09-02-2004

would you kiss it and make it better, mommy

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Story - PurpleHaze - 09-02-2004

"Can I put it in the butt?"

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Story - Suicide Jim - 09-02-2004

mohoginy.

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Story - Bill - 09-02-2004

how bout, why don't we go to the copy room and make copies of it?

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Story - Bill - 09-02-2004

or maybe even "your lunch"

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Story - VitaminE - 09-02-2004

How about telling us jack ass?

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Story - Bill - 09-02-2004

he probly wussed out and said somthing lame like cell phone.

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Story - ClayRock - 09-02-2004

Tom, You gonna finish the story?

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Story - TomFoolery - 09-02-2004

Quote:Originally posted by ClayRock@Sep 2 2004, 08:56 PM
Tom, You gonna finish the story?

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No. My response was really lame.

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Story - ClayRock - 09-02-2004

Quote:Originally posted by TomFoolery@Sep 2 2004, 08:59 PM
No.  My response was really lame.

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don't be a pussy...i say really stupid shit here at my own expense every day, its the least you could do.

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