09-02-2004, 06:57 PM
So I have this sales meeting this morning, and as usual it is really boring. I start to fall asleep but keep catching myself just before my eyes close. Any guy here will tell you that if you're tired in the morning there is a good chance you get symptoms of "morning wood", and it happened to me right in the middle of the meeting.
I figured "fuck it", I'll ride it out--since there was another 20 minutes of the meeting I didn't feel the need to think about ugly chicks with neanderthal breasts and lose my chub. Then it happens...mid-sentence the sales director says, "You know, we'll talk about this next week. See you guys later".
As I stand up, the woman in front of me lets out a yawn complete with a full arm-extended stretch, and her left hand hits me right in the junk. There was no denying or doubting what it was that her hand just hit, and her eyes get huge and she asks, "What was that"?....
Tell me what you think I said to her, and I'll post the actual statement later.
I figured "fuck it", I'll ride it out--since there was another 20 minutes of the meeting I didn't feel the need to think about ugly chicks with neanderthal breasts and lose my chub. Then it happens...mid-sentence the sales director says, "You know, we'll talk about this next week. See you guys later".
As I stand up, the woman in front of me lets out a yawn complete with a full arm-extended stretch, and her left hand hits me right in the junk. There was no denying or doubting what it was that her hand just hit, and her eyes get huge and she asks, "What was that"?....
Tell me what you think I said to her, and I'll post the actual statement later.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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