Tough night - Printable Version

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Tough night - leucetios - 01-04-2005

So there I was last night, in bed, jerking it. I had a good thing going in my head, without getting into details it involved Banana, some pine nuts, duct tape and an Elm tree. Things were going well, I thought. Then I fell asleep mid-stroke! What the fuck?!?! I woke up like two hours later dick still in hand. How do you fall asleep jerking off? I must not love me

Tough night - Banana - 01-04-2005

leucetios Wrote:So there I was last night, in bed, jerking it. I had a good thing going in my head, without getting into details it involved Banana, some pine nuts, duct tape and an Elm tree. Things were going well, I thought. Then I fell asleep mid-stroke! What the fuck?!?! I woke up like two hours later dick still in hand. How do you fall asleep jerking off? I must not love me

:mad: I kinda want to laugh, but you were thinking of me and FELL ASLEEP?????

**considers starting own shit list**

Tough night - Anhil8tor - 01-04-2005

you may not have taken your levitra?

Tough night - leucetios - 01-04-2005

In my defense, I was two thirds of the way through a bottle of.... Nyquil

Banana Wrote::mad: I kinda want to laugh, but you were thinking of me and FELL ASLEEP?????

**considers starting own shit list**

:wub: I was still thinking about you when I finished the job

Tough night - Banana - 01-04-2005

leucetios Wrote::wub: I was still thinking about you when I finished the job

Ok. :wub: As long as it wasn't the duct tape. Or pine nuts. :|

Tough night - SanDog - 01-04-2005

Dude, this has happened to me. I have passed out making love to my fist.

Tough night - Bill - 01-04-2005

next time duct tape your eyes open.......just sayin.

Tough night - leucetios - 01-04-2005

SanDog Wrote:Dude, this has happened to me. I have passed out making love to my fist.

it seriously made me doubt my commitment to myself.. not to mention my technique Sad

Tough night - PurpleHaze - 01-04-2005

SanDog Wrote:Dude, this has happened to me. I have passed out making love to my fist.

Sig??