[leucetios]

So there I was last night, in bed, jerking it. I had a good thing going in my head, without getting into details it involved Banana, some pine nuts, duct tape and an Elm tree. Things were going well, I thought. Then I fell asleep mid-stroke! What the fuck?!?! I woke up like two hours later dick still in hand. How do you fall asleep jerking off? I must not love me

[Banana]

So there I was last night, in bed, jerking it. I had a good thing going in my head, without getting into details it involved Banana, some pine nuts, duct tape and an Elm tree. Things were going well, I thought. Then I fell asleep mid-stroke! What the fuck?!?! I woke up like two hours later dick still in hand. How do you fall asleep jerking off? I must not love me

:mad: I kinda want to laugh, but you were thinking of me and FELL ASLEEP?????

**considers starting own shit list**

[Anhil8tor]

you may not have taken your levitra?

[leucetios]

In my defense, I was two thirds of the way through a bottle of.... Nyquil

:mad: I kinda want to laugh, but you were thinking of me and FELL ASLEEP?????

**considers starting own shit list**

:wub: I was still thinking about you when I finished the job

[Banana]

:wub: I was still thinking about you when I finished the job

Ok. :wub: As long as it wasn't the duct tape. Or pine nuts. :|

[SanDog]

Dude, this has happened to me. I have passed out making love to my fist.

[Bill]

next time duct tape your eyes open.......just sayin.

[leucetios]

Dude, this has happened to me. I have passed out making love to my fist.

it seriously made me doubt my commitment to myself.. not to mention my technique

[PurpleHaze]

Dude, this has happened to me. I have passed out making love to my fist.

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