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lexus - Devious - 03-18-2004
A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then
     spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it.
     As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, she mildly passes
     gas.
     Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone
     has noticed her little faux pas, and hopes a sales person doesn't pop
     up right now.
     But, as she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.
     "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
      Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
     vehicle?"
      He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say... If you farted just
     touching it... you're going to shit when you hear the price."
:lmao: :lmao:
lexus - Velvet - 03-18-2004
:lmf: :lmf: :lmf: brilliant
lexus - Smackinoff - 03-18-2004
:lmao: :lmao:
lexus - Suicide Jim - 03-18-2004
absoultly perfect. :whee:
lexus - Undeadcannibal - 03-18-2004
Anyone ever shit themselves for fun? No? Just me then...
lexus - War - 03-18-2004
:fart: :lmao: good one.
lexus - Undeadcannibal - 03-18-2004
Does that mean you do it too war?
lexus - War - 03-18-2004
not at a dealer ship.
lexus - Suicide Jim - 03-18-2004
but you still do it
lexus - Undeadcannibal - 03-18-2004
so you do shit yourself for fun too! yay
I'm not alone!
lexus - War - 03-18-2004
:whee: udc....
lexus - Undeadcannibal - 03-18-2004
what, you're the one who said you do it to!
lexus - Suicide Jim - 03-18-2004
he's got you there.
lexus - War - 03-18-2004
yea, i thought you were taking about farting not shitting. but then he started talking then im like shit .
lexus - Undeadcannibal - 03-18-2004
you just learned a lesson for life: always read and consider, or else you may just agree with something completely horrible.
lexus - leeman - 03-18-2004
:lmf: :lmao: :lmf: :lmao: :lmf: :lmao:
That was a fukkin beauty....
lexus - Devious - 03-18-2004
I'm glad everyone liked it!