[Devious]

A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then
     spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it.

     As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, she mildly passes
     gas.

     Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone
     has noticed her little faux pas, and hopes a sales person doesn't pop
     up right now.

     But, as she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.
     "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

      Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
     vehicle?"

      He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say... If you farted just
     touching it... you're going to shit when you hear the price."
:lmao: :lmao:

[Velvet]

:lmf: :lmf: :lmf: brilliant

[Smackinoff]

:lmao: :lmao:

[Suicide Jim]

absoultly perfect. :whee:

[Undeadcannibal]

Anyone ever shit themselves for fun? No? Just me then...

[War]

:fart: :lmao: good one.

[Undeadcannibal]

Does that mean you do it too war?

[War]

not at a dealer ship.

[Suicide Jim]

but you still do it

[Undeadcannibal]

so you do shit yourself for fun too! yay I'm not alone!

[War]

:whee: udc....

[Undeadcannibal]

what, you're the one who said you do it to!

[Suicide Jim]

he's got you there.

[War]

yea, i thought you were taking about farting not shitting. but then he started talking then im like shit .

[Undeadcannibal]

you just learned a lesson for life: always read and consider, or else you may just agree with something completely horrible.

[leeman]

:lmf: :lmao: :lmf: :lmao: :lmf: :lmao:

That was a fukkin beauty....

[Devious]

I'm glad everyone liked it!