Best Singles Ad Ever Written - Printable Version

Best Singles Ad Ever Written - Printable Version

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Best Singles Ad Ever Written - snarg - 01-10-2005

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed.
It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.

(Men are so easy).

Best Singles Ad Ever Written - NinjaBassist - 01-10-2005

Zing

Best Singles Ad Ever Written - snarg - 01-10-2005

mod help please:

ninja needs his title changed to: Z I N G!

Best Singles Ad Ever Written - NinjaBassist - 01-10-2005

I thought thats why the store was made so there would be no mod help threads

Best Singles Ad Ever Written - snarg - 01-10-2005

i ain't wastin 1000 pts on lame shit like zing
sorry

Confused

narg:

Best Singles Ad Ever Written - NinjaBassist - 01-10-2005

Well i was gonna change it myself but someone stole my points. kinda ironic cuz I was stealin to get enough then I was about to do it again and it said I didnt have enough

Best Singles Ad Ever Written - CodeWarrior - 01-10-2005

what?

Best Singles Ad Ever Written - snarg - 01-10-2005

NinjaBassist Wrote:Well i was gonna change it myself but someone stole my points. kinda ironic cuz I was stealin to get enough then I was about to do it again and it said I didnt have enough

that's why i got mine in the bank
checked it and i got interest on it too

zing

Confused

narg:

Best Singles Ad Ever Written - NinjaBassist - 01-10-2005

Damn just checked it out didnt know there was a bank

Best Singles Ad Ever Written - Devious - 01-10-2005

Zing

Best Singles Ad Ever Written - CodeWarrior - 01-10-2005

zang

Best Singles Ad Ever Written - snarg - 01-10-2005

zung

Best Singles Ad Ever Written - CodeWarrior - 01-10-2005

zong

Best Singles Ad Ever Written - snarg - 01-10-2005

boinggggggggggggggggggggggg

Best Singles Ad Ever Written - CodeWarrior - 01-10-2005

womp

Best Singles Ad Ever Written - snarg - 01-10-2005

ouch

Best Singles Ad Ever Written - CodeWarrior - 01-10-2005

haha

Best Singles Ad Ever Written - snarg - 01-10-2005

heartless bastard

Best Singles Ad Ever Written - CodeWarrior - 01-10-2005

you got it

Best Singles Ad Ever Written - War - 01-10-2005

it sounded to good. and it was. lol