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This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed.
It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.
(Men are so easy).
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mod help please:
ninja needs his title changed to: Z I N G!
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I thought thats why the store was made so there would be no mod help threads
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i ain't wastin 1000 pts on lame shit like zing
sorry

narg:
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Well i was gonna change it myself but someone stole my points. kinda ironic cuz I was stealin to get enough then I was about to do it again and it said I didnt have enough
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NinjaBassist Wrote:Well i was gonna change it myself but someone stole my points. kinda ironic cuz I was stealin to get enough then I was about to do it again and it said I didnt have enough
that's why i got mine in the bank
checked it and i got interest on it too
zing

narg:
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Damn just checked it out didnt know there was a bank
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boinggggggggggggggggggggggg
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ouch
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heartless bastard
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it sounded to good. and it was. lol
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