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Check My Mad Poetry Skills - TomFoolery - 01-20-2005

I sent this gem to Monen and she liked it enough to share her boob pic with me. Thanks!




TomFoolery wants to be bonin'
a fine lookin' broad here named Monen.
I figured a plan
to seduce her firsthand
I bet she'll be mine by the mo'nin.

Tomorrow, the first day of ownin'
I bet you 10 bucks she'll be phonin'.
But I'll be at school,
and I'm not a fool...
I won't answer that shit, I'll be roamin'.

So all day tomorrow she's zonin'
Thinking of TF cock, and she's jonesin'
when I get home from class,
I will tap that ass
I guarantee she'll be moanin'



Note how I rhymed "Monen" with "mo'nin". That's some A+ shit right there.

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Check My Mad Poetry Skills - Bill - 01-20-2005

seriously dood, stop masturbating. TIA.

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Check My Mad Poetry Skills - Anhil8tor - 01-20-2005

I don't think you could say your shit was A+...

if its any good you will get feedback from your peers

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Check My Mad Poetry Skills - cLaY - 01-20-2005

*applause*....Hip Hop Hooray...Oh, Hey, Oh, Hey, Oh, Hey!

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Check My Mad Poetry Skills - Bill - 01-20-2005

cLaY Wrote:*applause*....Oh No Fucking Way...Your, Ghey, Your, Ghey, Your, Ghey!

FTFY
(been awhile)

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Check My Mad Poetry Skills - TomFoolery - 01-20-2005

anhil8tor Wrote:I don't think you could say your shit was A+...

It was a joke, slackjaw.

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Check My Mad Poetry Skills - TomFoolery - 01-20-2005

Bill Wrote:FTFY
(been awhile)

F-

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Check My Mad Poetry Skills - snarg - 01-20-2005

outstanding, tfool
i don't see how she could resist

narg:

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Check My Mad Poetry Skills - VitaminE - 01-20-2005

There once was a man from Nantucket.....

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Check My Mad Poetry Skills - Bill - 01-20-2005

VitaminE Wrote:There once was a man from Nantucket.....

who carried his balls in a bucket

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Check My Mad Poetry Skills - VitaminE - 01-20-2005

Bill Wrote:who carried his balls in a bucket

Dood you are so unbelievably ghay!

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Check My Mad Poetry Skills - Bill - 01-20-2005

VitaminE Wrote:Dood you are so unbelievably ghay!

you wanna go for a beer sometime.

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Check My Mad Poetry Skills - VitaminE - 01-20-2005

In!

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Check My Mad Poetry Skills - Eltaco - 01-20-2005

TF needs to be hooked up with some of the TT crew. Then they can have some of their ghey rhymin thread contests. I'm sure TF will win.

-ET

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Check My Mad Poetry Skills - cLaY - 01-20-2005

Eltaco Wrote:TF needs to be hooked up with some of the TT crew. Then they can have some of their ghey rhymin thread contests. I'm sure TF will win.

-ET

Dilli is pretty fucking good....

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Check My Mad Poetry Skills - asshat - 01-20-2005

I liked the poem. While I was reading it I just realized that the roots of rap music have been in lymerics all along. Word.

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Check My Mad Poetry Skills - asshat - 01-21-2005

That Tom Foolery always is playin'
His Romeo skills entertainin'
I'll bet every chick
Is after his dick
Now don't think I'm gay, I'm just sayin'

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Check My Mad Poetry Skills - Eltaco - 01-21-2005

Asshat Wrote:That Tom Foolery always is playin'
His Romeo skills entertainin'
I'll bet every chick
Is after his dick
Now don't think I'm gay, I'm just sayin'

Like we needed a stupid poem to think that yer ghey.

-ET

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Check My Mad Poetry Skills - leeman - 01-27-2010

We need a old :bump: today I think.

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Check My Mad Poetry Skills - CT280 - 01-27-2010

at least bump a good one.

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