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I sent this gem to Monen and she liked it enough to share her boob pic with me. Thanks!
TomFoolery wants to be bonin'
a fine lookin' broad here named Monen.
I figured a plan
to seduce her firsthand
I bet she'll be mine by the mo'nin.
Tomorrow, the first day of ownin'
I bet you 10 bucks she'll be phonin'.
But I'll be at school,
and I'm not a fool...
I won't answer that shit, I'll be roamin'.
So all day tomorrow she's zonin'
Thinking of TF cock, and she's jonesin'
when I get home from class,
I will tap that ass
I guarantee she'll be moanin'
Note how I rhymed "Monen" with "mo'nin". That's some A+ shit right there.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
seriously dood, stop masturbating. TIA.
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I don't think you could say your shit was A+...
if its any good you will get feedback from your peers
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*applause*....Hip Hop Hooray...Oh, Hey, Oh, Hey, Oh, Hey!
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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outstanding, tfool
i don't see how she could resist
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
There once was a man from Nantucket.....
TF needs to be hooked up with some of the TT crew. Then they can have some of their ghey rhymin thread contests. I'm sure TF will win.
-ET
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Eltaco Wrote:TF needs to be hooked up with some of the TT crew. Then they can have some of their ghey rhymin thread contests. I'm sure TF will win.
-ET
Dilli is pretty fucking good....
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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I liked the poem. While I was reading it I just realized that the roots of rap music have been in lymerics all along. Word.
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That Tom Foolery always is playin'
His Romeo skills entertainin'
I'll bet every chick
Is after his dick
Now don't think I'm gay, I'm just sayin'
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We need a old :bump: today I think.
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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at least bump a good one.
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