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If you... - NinjaBassist - 01-31-2005

...won the lottery what would be the first thing you did?
I'd quit work


If you... - Jesse Antarctica - 01-31-2005

organize an orgy with my best friends, this would involve high quality hookers, endless supply of alcool and other substances.

well you see the catch.

There's an ad on the lottery; you see a dude half naked (just his underwears and socks) with a bunny mask entering a really "high standing" room full of $$$ dudes wearing $$$ 3 pieces suits, the dude is filming himself and he's singing "goodbye mr president, gooodbye mr president". great.


If you... - Rage - 01-31-2005

I'd complete my studies and move to Provence.


If you... - Dr. Lecter - 01-31-2005

I'd give $250k or more to my sister to help her get her shit back together.

And for a less serious answer, I'd bang my boss' daughter in the warehouse, quit and settle out of court.


If you... - TomFoolery - 01-31-2005

Go to Hollywood and pay FOX to include my voice in an episode of The Simpsons.


If you... - The King - 01-31-2005

I would get into the Asian Slave trade. Get me some filipino chicks and sell them on the black market prostitution in Vegas.


If you... - cLaY - 01-31-2005

buy a house on the beach in Malibu and surf all day, every day...buy a bag of the finest bud in the world, smoke a dooby with Mike of Incubus.


If you... - asshat - 01-31-2005

LFC Wrote:I'd give $250k or more to my sister to help her get her shit back together.

And for a less serious answer, I'd bang my boss' daughter in the warehouse, quit and settle out of court.
Sounds like your sister is in the shape mine is.

1. Help my sister get back on her feet (tech job and now laid off).

2. Get my parents retirement so that they can quit worrying about little things, like how much one more cable box would cost so that they can each watch a different channel at night.

3. Put enough into one account for my daughter's college.

4. Probably take a trip to Greece or Paris or somewhere like that.

5. Save the rest.


If you... - TomFoolery - 01-31-2005

The thread asks for the first thing, not the first 5 things you dumb son of a bitch.


If you... - snarg - 01-31-2005

NinjaBassist Wrote:...won the lottery what would be the first thing you did?
I'd quit work

i bet you would get wasted first
then quit

that is what i would do

Confusednarg:


If you... - SanDog - 01-31-2005

Buy a few new cars.


If you... - SanDog - 01-31-2005

550 Maranello.
360 Spider


If you... - cLaY - 01-31-2005

SanDog Wrote:550 Maranello.
360 Spider

what about an ENzo????


If you... - SanDog - 01-31-2005

You have to have owned at least one of the others (bought new) to get on the list for the Enzo. Unless, you buy used. If I win the lotto, I ain't buying used.


If you... - Bill - 01-31-2005

concidering when I was a kid. my bus driver won some big lotto thing then went to vegas only to loose it all I'd have to count out a trip to vegas.

probly find a good investment, and live off the interest..


If you... - SanDog - 01-31-2005

Bill Wrote:concidering when I was a kid. my bus driver won some big lotto thing then went to vegas only to loose it all I'd have to count out a trip to vegas.

probly find a good investment, and live off the interest..


Either he was a really bad gambler, and idiot, or the jackpot was not that big. Could be all 3 though.


If you... - BDS - 01-31-2005

I would take a trip to Europe.


If you... - BDS - 01-31-2005

I would also pay for my sisters dry vagina syndrome surgury.


If you... - NinjaBassist - 02-01-2005

snarg Wrote:i bet you would get wasted first
then quit

that is what i would do

Confusednarg:
I'd probably be wasted when I found out.


If you... - snarg - 02-01-2005

NinjaBassist Wrote:I'd probably be wasted when I found out.


ok, get to oblivion and THEN quit, dammit