01-31-2005, 07:08 PM
...won the lottery what would be the first thing you did?
I'd quit work
I'd quit work
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01-31-2005, 07:11 PM
organize an orgy with my best friends, this would involve high quality hookers, endless supply of alcool and other substances.
well you see the catch.
There's an ad on the lottery; you see a dude half naked (just his underwears and socks) with a bunny mask entering a really "high standing" room full of $$$ dudes wearing $$$ 3 pieces suits, the dude is filming himself and he's singing "goodbye mr president, gooodbye mr president". great.
well you see the catch.
There's an ad on the lottery; you see a dude half naked (just his underwears and socks) with a bunny mask entering a really "high standing" room full of $$$ dudes wearing $$$ 3 pieces suits, the dude is filming himself and he's singing "goodbye mr president, gooodbye mr president". great.
01-31-2005, 07:21 PM
I'd complete my studies and move to Provence.
01-31-2005, 07:26 PM
I'd give $250k or more to my sister to help her get her shit back together.
And for a less serious answer, I'd bang my boss' daughter in the warehouse, quit and settle out of court.
And for a less serious answer, I'd bang my boss' daughter in the warehouse, quit and settle out of court.
01-31-2005, 07:28 PM
Go to Hollywood and pay FOX to include my voice in an episode of The Simpsons.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
01-31-2005, 09:03 PM
I would get into the Asian Slave trade. Get me some filipino chicks and sell them on the black market prostitution in Vegas.
01-31-2005, 09:06 PM
buy a house on the beach in Malibu and surf all day, every day...buy a bag of the finest bud in the world, smoke a dooby with Mike of Incubus.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
01-31-2005, 09:09 PM
LFC Wrote:I'd give $250k or more to my sister to help her get her shit back together.Sounds like your sister is in the shape mine is.
And for a less serious answer, I'd bang my boss' daughter in the warehouse, quit and settle out of court.
1. Help my sister get back on her feet (tech job and now laid off).
2. Get my parents retirement so that they can quit worrying about little things, like how much one more cable box would cost so that they can each watch a different channel at night.
3. Put enough into one account for my daughter's college.
4. Probably take a trip to Greece or Paris or somewhere like that.
5. Save the rest.
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01-31-2005, 09:11 PM
The thread asks for the first thing, not the first 5 things you dumb son of a bitch.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
01-31-2005, 09:18 PM
NinjaBassist Wrote:...won the lottery what would be the first thing you did?
I'd quit work
i bet you would get wasted first
then quit
that is what i would do
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
01-31-2005, 09:25 PM
Buy a few new cars.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
01-31-2005, 09:26 PM
550 Maranello.
360 Spider
360 Spider
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
01-31-2005, 09:27 PM
SanDog Wrote:550 Maranello.
360 Spider
what about an ENzo????
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
01-31-2005, 09:29 PM
You have to have owned at least one of the others (bought new) to get on the list for the Enzo. Unless, you buy used. If I win the lotto, I ain't buying used.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
01-31-2005, 09:49 PM
concidering when I was a kid. my bus driver won some big lotto thing then went to vegas only to loose it all I'd have to count out a trip to vegas.
probly find a good investment, and live off the interest..
probly find a good investment, and live off the interest..
01-31-2005, 09:50 PM
Bill Wrote:concidering when I was a kid. my bus driver won some big lotto thing then went to vegas only to loose it all I'd have to count out a trip to vegas.
probly find a good investment, and live off the interest..
Either he was a really bad gambler, and idiot, or the jackpot was not that big. Could be all 3 though.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
01-31-2005, 09:56 PM
I would take a trip to Europe.
01-31-2005, 09:56 PM
I would also pay for my sisters dry vagina syndrome surgury.
02-01-2005, 03:29 AM
snarg Wrote:i bet you would get wasted firstI'd probably be wasted when I found out.
then quit
that is what i would do
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02-01-2005, 04:02 AM
NinjaBassist Wrote:I'd probably be wasted when I found out.
ok, get to oblivion and THEN quit, dammit
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
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