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I'm taking a bit risk today.... - Bill - 02-14-2005

It's valentines day and I didn't get my old lady jack! Not gonna either. Not even gonna take her out for diner....Think I'll wake up tomarrow morning with my balls still attached?

I'm taking a bit risk today.... - Jimmy - 02-14-2005

:blink: Whatevo. :blink:

I'm taking a bit risk today.... - VitaminE - 02-14-2005

Vit E's V-D tip.

Bill, look her in the eye and say...

Nothing's too good for my sweety, so that's what I gotcha.

I'm taking a bit risk today.... - Bill - 02-14-2005

VitaminE Wrote:Vit E's V-D tip.

Bill, look her in the eye and say...

Nothing's too good for my sweety, so that's what I gotcha.

sweet I'm sure that'll go over real good....

I'm taking a bit risk today.... - VitaminE - 02-14-2005

Plan B

Tie a red bow around yer junk, tell her it's a butter churn, and ask her to test it out.

I'm taking a bit risk today.... - Bill - 02-14-2005

VitaminE Wrote:Plan B

Tie a red bow around yer junk, tell her it's a butter churn, and ask her to test it out.

ha, she churned out some cream from there last night....but damnit! I bought her a fucking Lincoln Navigator for Christmas! doesn't that entitle me to something? like a free out for the next 3 holidays?

I'm taking a bit risk today.... - Dr. Lecter - 02-14-2005

I bought the wife a Jag (oh- um '89, but so old school cool) last year. She told me if I ever got her one I'd never have to get her anything again.
This is a great valentine's day for me.

I'm taking a bit risk today.... - VitaminE - 02-14-2005

All I can say is, you may wanna jack it at lunch. Cuz, you never really know who the re-attachment surgery's gonna go.

I'm taking a bit risk today.... - what? - 02-14-2005

Bill Wrote:It's valentines day and I didn't get my old lady jack! Not gonna either. Not even gonna take her out for diner....Think I'll wake up tomarrow morning with my balls still attached?

The fact that you're asking this question is a pretty good indicator that you have not been in possession of your balls for quite some time.

I'm scrambling for last minute dinner plans :$

I'm taking a bit risk today.... - Bill - 02-14-2005

VitaminE Wrote:All I can say is, you may wanna jack it at lunch. Cuz, you never really know who the re-attachment surgery's gonna go.

so jack it on my way to Zales...

I'm taking a bit risk today.... - PurpleHaze - 02-14-2005

Why didn't you do anything for her, bill? Just bc you bought her a car for Christmas?

I'm taking a bit risk today.... - what? - 02-14-2005

PurpleHaze Wrote:Why didn't you do anything for her, bill? Just bc you bought her a car for Christmas?

methinks she's siding with your wife

I'm taking a bit risk today.... - Bill - 02-14-2005

PurpleHaze Wrote:Why didn't you do anything for her, bill? Just bc you bought her a car for Christmas?

actually truth be known. We decided to skip Valentines Day and put the money to use somewhere else. (up'ed life insurance and did some investing) but I thought I'd use my guilty feelings to make a thread.

I'm taking a bit risk today.... - TomFoolery - 02-14-2005

PurpleHaze Wrote:Why didn't you do anything for her, bill? Just bc you bought her a car for Christmas?

Greedy bitch.

I'm taking a bit risk today.... - Bill - 02-14-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:Greedy bitch.

Thank you Tom.

I'm taking a bit risk today.... - Jimmy - 02-14-2005

Lincoln Navigator?!? 22" floaters?

I'm taking a bit risk today.... - PurpleHaze - 02-14-2005

Fuck that. You guys are just cheap.

I'm taking a bit risk today.... - TomFoolery - 02-14-2005

PurpleHaze Wrote:Fuck that. You guys are just cheap.

2005 Base 4WD 4DR Sport Utility V8 MSRP: $53,190

I'm taking a bit risk today.... - Bill - 02-14-2005

PurpleHaze Wrote:Fuck that. You guys are just cheap.

Cheap? hell if she's that hard up for my money she'll have to kill me for it now!

I'm taking a bit risk today.... - Bill - 02-14-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:2005 Base 4WD 4DR Sport Utility V8 MSRP: $53,190

keep going bro. we got the third row seating.