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WTF are 'Fat Jeans' - VitaminE - 02-26-2005

Spouser asked me how her jeans looked. I said kinda tight why?

She said they're her 'Fat Jeans' she hasn't spoke to me since.


Women!!!

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WTF are 'Fat Jeans' - leeman - 02-26-2005

VitaminE Wrote:Women!!!

You answered your own question...

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WTF are 'Fat Jeans' - Dino - 02-26-2005

fat jeans are the ones that she has to wear when she has gained weight.
bro you just basiclly said she was bigger than her fat jeans.
i feel for you.

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WTF are 'Fat Jeans' - VitaminE - 02-26-2005

Can flowers fix this mess? Of should VitE just pull out our wedding cake people and say 'she didn't bring fat jeans on our honeymoon'.

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WTF are 'Fat Jeans' - leeman - 02-26-2005

VitaminE Wrote:Can flowers fix this mess? Of should VitE just pull out our wedding cake people and say 'she didn't bring fat jeans on our honeymoon'.

Try flowers followed with wine and dinner at the best palce in town ...

The you bang you cat infront of her and she's your again....

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WTF are 'Fat Jeans' - Dino - 02-26-2005

leeman Wrote:Try flowers followed with wine and dinner at the best palce in town ...

The you bang you cat infront of her and she's your again....

all but the cat part will work just fine.

Lee, bro, do you have a cat fettish we all need to know about or maybe not know about?

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WTF are 'Fat Jeans' - leeman - 02-26-2005

Dino Wrote:all but the cat part will work just fine.

Lee, bro, do you have a cat fettish we all need to know about or maybe not know about?

Well I have a cat and a Tibetian Spanniel here in the house so ...

I think I will FedEx them to VitE

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WTF are 'Fat Jeans' - Dino - 02-26-2005

:lool: ..

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WTF are 'Fat Jeans' - VitaminE - 02-26-2005

She just got up.

So I said, good morning, how about laying off the cookies today chubby.

She said I don't have any feelings.

I said 'Bode!

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WTF are 'Fat Jeans' - Jesse Antarctica - 02-26-2005

propose her to buy a new pair of pregnant pants.

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WTF are 'Fat Jeans' - Michman - 02-26-2005

VitaminE Wrote:She just got up.

So I said, good morning, how about laying off the cookies today chubby.

She said I don't have any feelings.

I said 'Bode!

Shall I prepare the doghouse condo for you?

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WTF are 'Fat Jeans' - asshat - 02-26-2005

You should try and make this up to her. I would suggest a weight watchers cookbook, a membership to "Curves", fix her a tunafish sandwich, and get a copy of "Mama Cass - Greatest Hits".

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WTF are 'Fat Jeans' - Michman - 02-27-2005

Asshat Wrote:You should try and make this up to her. I would suggest a weight watchers cookbook, a membership to "Curves", fix her a tunafish sandwich, and get a copy of "Mama Cass - Greatest Hits".

You want him to move in with you...dont you?

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WTF are 'Fat Jeans' - minorthreat - 02-27-2005

VitaminE Wrote:She just got up.

So I said, good morning, how about laying off the cookies today chubby.

She said I don't have any feelings.

I said 'Bode!

Rack!

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WTF are 'Fat Jeans' - Belle - 02-27-2005

maybe she is fixin to start her period, and is bloated??

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WTF are 'Fat Jeans' - Charon - 02-27-2005

Dude you don't have to teach your young SOns about sex anymore but you do need to teach them what little we know about women. Once a montha women retains water, this makes them heavier and psycho and all the other shit that happens.

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WTF are 'Fat Jeans' - VitaminE - 02-28-2005

I told her there's a chick I want her to meet, her name's jenny







































Jenny Craig

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WTF are 'Fat Jeans' - Charon - 02-28-2005

Fat jeans ?

Show her this picture








































Jenny Craig[/QUOTE]

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WTF are 'Fat Jeans' - Bill - 02-28-2005

Bill says buy her chocolate and inclose a note that say "You fat jeans will miss you"

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WTF are 'Fat Jeans' - leeman - 10-05-2006

Damn were are these $$$ thaerds today ???..

VitE .. Doesn't your bedwarmer use those anymore or has she gone into constant wearing sweatpants???

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