The best movie lines of all time! -
Jdub - 03-10-2005
If I let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful - Nicholas Cage (Face-Off)
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Belle - 03-10-2005
"Bitch is on pension! Suck my dong!"
Ali G in Da House
god, that movie is fuckin hilarious
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Jdub - 03-10-2005
You are a god to insects everywhere, don't let anyone ever tell you different. - Magneto (X-men 2)
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Dr. Lecter - 03-10-2005
ghostbuster 1: "Everything was fine until dickless here shut down the power grid!"
Mayor: "Is this True?"
Ghostbuster 2: "Yes, your honor, it's true. This man has no dick."
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Jdub - 03-10-2005
Private - What do we get for $10
Whore - Anything you want
Private - Anything?
Whore - Anything?
Then whore rambles on about sucky-sucky and some shit! Full Metal Jacket
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Devious - 03-10-2005
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was proving to the world he didn't exist"
-Kevin Spacey, The Usual Suspects
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Devious - 03-10-2005
"All I have in this world is my word and my balls, and I don't break em for no one..."
Al Pacino, Scarface
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Jdub - 03-10-2005
UH, UH, UH!! - Pornstar (Any movie you can think of!)
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Jdub - 03-10-2005
Pussy's pussy - Stiffler (American Wedding)
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Jdub - 03-10-2005
slurp, slurp - Linda Lovelace
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SanDog - 03-10-2005
That's my skull! I'm so wasted!!" Jeff Spicoli
The best movie lines of all time! - Bill - 03-11-2005
You want a job? I got a job for you. Fix up this pigsty! You get a pretty Goddammed good salary for testing out this bed all day! You want an extra fifty dollars a week, try vacuuming! You want an extra hundred, make this Goddammed bed! Try opening some Goddammed windows! That's why you can't stand up in here, the Goddammed place smells like a coffin! - Jack Nicholson in Carnal Knowledge
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asshat - 03-11-2005
Bounty hunter #1: You're wanted, Wales.
Josey Wales: Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter #1: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
from Outlaw Josey Wales
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Ike Clanton: What is that Holiday? Twelve hands in a row? Ain't nobody that lucky.
Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
from Tombstone
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NinjaBassist - 03-11-2005
Deb
Well, is anyone else here?
I'm trying to earn money for college.
Kip
Your mom goes to college.
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NinjaBassist - 03-11-2005
Deb
What are you drawing?
Napoleon
A liger.
Deb
What's a liger?
Napoleon
It's pretty much my favorite animal.
It's like a lion and a tiger mixed.
Bred for its skills in magic.