03-10-2005, 06:00 AM
If I let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful - Nicholas Cage (Face-Off)
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The best movie lines of all time!
03-10-2005, 06:06 AM
"Bitch is on pension! Suck my dong!"
Ali G in Da House
god, that movie is fuckin hilarious
Ali G in Da House
god, that movie is fuckin hilarious
Minorthreat wishes
03-10-2005, 06:08 AM
You are a god to insects everywhere, don't let anyone ever tell you different. - Magneto (X-men 2)
03-10-2005, 06:14 AM
ghostbuster 1: "Everything was fine until dickless here shut down the power grid!"
Mayor: "Is this True?"
Ghostbuster 2: "Yes, your honor, it's true. This man has no dick."
Mayor: "Is this True?"
Ghostbuster 2: "Yes, your honor, it's true. This man has no dick."
03-10-2005, 06:16 AM
Private - What do we get for $10
Whore - Anything you want
Private - Anything?
Whore - Anything?
Then whore rambles on about sucky-sucky and some shit! Full Metal Jacket
Whore - Anything you want
Private - Anything?
Whore - Anything?
Then whore rambles on about sucky-sucky and some shit! Full Metal Jacket
03-10-2005, 06:43 AM
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was proving to the world he didn't exist"
-Kevin Spacey, The Usual Suspects
-Kevin Spacey, The Usual Suspects
:fuckYou:
03-10-2005, 06:45 AM
"All I have in this world is my word and my balls, and I don't break em for no one..."
Al Pacino, Scarface
Al Pacino, Scarface
:fuckYou:
03-10-2005, 11:49 PM
That's my skull! I'm so wasted!!" Jeff Spicoli
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
03-11-2005, 12:18 AM
You want a job? I got a job for you. Fix up this pigsty! You get a pretty Goddammed good salary for testing out this bed all day! You want an extra fifty dollars a week, try vacuuming! You want an extra hundred, make this Goddammed bed! Try opening some Goddammed windows! That's why you can't stand up in here, the Goddammed place smells like a coffin! - Jack Nicholson in Carnal Knowledge
03-11-2005, 01:15 AM
Bounty hunter #1: You're wanted, Wales.
Josey Wales: Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter #1: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
from Outlaw Josey Wales
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Ike Clanton: What is that Holiday? Twelve hands in a row? Ain't nobody that lucky.
Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
from Tombstone
Josey Wales: Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter #1: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
from Outlaw Josey Wales
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Ike Clanton: What is that Holiday? Twelve hands in a row? Ain't nobody that lucky.
Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
from Tombstone
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03-11-2005, 03:33 PM
Deb
Well, is anyone else here?
I'm trying to earn money for college.
Kip
Your mom goes to college.
Well, is anyone else here?
I'm trying to earn money for college.
Kip
Your mom goes to college.
One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
03-11-2005, 03:33 PM
Deb
What are you drawing?
Napoleon
A liger.
Deb
What's a liger?
Napoleon
It's pretty much my favorite animal.
It's like a lion and a tiger mixed.
Bred for its skills in magic.
What are you drawing?
Napoleon
A liger.
Deb
What's a liger?
Napoleon
It's pretty much my favorite animal.
It's like a lion and a tiger mixed.
Bred for its skills in magic.
One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
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