Horoscope 3/18 - Printable Version

Horoscope 3/18 - Printable Version

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Horoscope 3/18 - leucetios - 03-18-2005

[indent][b]Aries (March 21 - April 19) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Today you will realize that it seems quite impossible to make any sense out of life, especially when you consider what life must be like in Nebraska. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Taurus (April 20 - May 20) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Your plans to take over the world move forward to the next stage, soon, right on schedule. What you need now is a hunch-backed henchperson with pale protruding eyes. Fortunately for you, a suitible candidate will soon show up at your door, dressed as a peanut. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Gemini (May 21 - June 20) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Someone will dash up to you today, say "meep meep! bthpblthpblthp!", and then dash off. At least now you'll know how to spell it. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Cancer (June 21 - July 22) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Good time to go into business making measuring spoons. Good ones to start with would be a "smidgeon" and a "pinch." [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Leo (July 23 - August 22) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]If you've been wanting to become a religious leader, today is the day to get cracking on it. Otherwise, probably an uneventful day. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Virgo (August 23 - September 22) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Not a good time to go forth and conquer. Try going fifth, and hover in the background. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Libra (September 22 - October 22) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Family problems again. It'll be just like that Rolling Stones song, about how you "Can't Always Get What You Wa-ant", except that in your case, you can replace one of the words with "Ever." Try being positive and future-focused. Also, pretend you don't speak English. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]You feel like you're slowly being crushed at work, in a mental and spiritual sense. Perhaps travel would refresh you? For spiritually beneficial travel, I usually consult my neighborhood Astral Travel Agency. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Beware of celery. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Today you will be invited to go on a 3 hour boat tour, which you think will be lots of fun. It may last longer than you expect... [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]You will soon send off for plans to build your own hovercraft. Your scheme to disguise it as a giant floating eyeball is a bit silly, though. Personally, I'd make it look like you were wearing a giant hoop-skirt, in which case the engine sound and levitation might easily be passed off as a rather unfortunate case of intestinal gas. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Pisces (February 19 - March 20) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Today you will lose all self-control. You'll find it again tomorrow, though -- it just rolled under the couch. [/indent][/indent]

Horoscope 3/18 - leeman - 03-18-2005

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

If you've been wanting to become a religious leader, today is the day to get cracking on it. Otherwise, probably an uneventful day.

Hey !!!!

I'm allready leader of this sorry excuse of place ....
Isn't that something you have to hold as religion ...? Huh

Hmmm mabe we should start a IT-Cult .....
Sex, drugs and Sex .....
The only moto we would live after ....

Horoscope 3/18 - Jimmy - 03-18-2005

Spoons!?! Seriously, Fuck spoons. :rant:

Horoscope 3/18 - Fairiedust - 03-18-2005

[indent][b]Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Today you will be invited to go on a 3 hour boat tour, which you think will be lots of fun. It may last longer than you expect...

Nah kid is sick so i ain't going!
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Horoscope 3/18 - Jesse Antarctica - 03-18-2005

Family problems ewww I tought I managed not to speak with them again. damn.

Horoscope 3/18 - leucetios - 03-18-2005

Jimmy Wrote:Spoons!?! Seriously, Fuck spoons. :rant:

what's funny is I used to own measuring spoons with 'smidgeon' and 'pinch' measurments