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Jeff Foxworthy type thread - VitaminE - 04-22-2005

Here's the game. Simply post what should go in the blank.

______________________________ you might be an IT'er.

Example: If your company hires a girl named Beth Dickenson and you immediately suspect she's a bdic troll....

GO!

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Jeff Foxworthy type thread - VitaminE - 04-22-2005

If you witness a waterskier heading for a dock and yell "LEEMAN, LOOK OUT!!!".....

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Jeff Foxworthy type thread - BIRD33 - 04-22-2005

If you enjoy the taste of your own sperm....

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Jeff Foxworthy type thread - CT280 - 04-22-2005

If you constantly wonder if your post will throw Clay into a cock frenzy.....

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Jeff Foxworthy type thread - Dr. Lecter - 04-22-2005

If your customer increases his order by $20,000 and you yell "RACK!"

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Jeff Foxworthy type thread - Anhil8tor - 04-22-2005

If you yell "I WIN" and you think you actually do

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Jeff Foxworthy type thread - Fairiedust - 04-22-2005

everytime you drive by a farm you wonder if it's Bill's

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Jeff Foxworthy type thread - TomFoolery - 04-22-2005

If you're watching ESPN Classic and turn off the Celtics game because you think BIRD (33) won't do anything exciting, you might be an ITer.

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Jeff Foxworthy type thread - Michman - 04-22-2005

If your at the neighborhood pick-n-pull and someone says "look at that piece of junk"....and some chick says Junk where?

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Jeff Foxworthy type thread - Bill - 04-22-2005

If you find yourself looking at your cat and say to yourself, "no I couldn't"

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Jeff Foxworthy type thread - Dr. Lecter - 04-22-2005

When your friend pulls a lame insult for you and your kneejerk reply is "D minus"

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Jeff Foxworthy type thread - Bill - 04-22-2005

when you call your wife "diet pepsi"

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Jeff Foxworthy type thread - Beaucephus - 04-22-2005

This thread could be epoch.

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Jeff Foxworthy type thread - Bill - 04-22-2005

If you actually think girls like it in the butt!

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Jeff Foxworthy type thread - Bill - 04-22-2005

Beaucephus Wrote:This thread could be epoch.

here's your sign......

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Jeff Foxworthy type thread - Banana - 04-22-2005

When somebody does something shocking or curious and you try to think of a way to verbally express :| or

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Jeff Foxworthy type thread - Banana - 04-22-2005

Eveytime you hear IKEA commercials, you wonder if Leeman sounds that way.

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Jeff Foxworthy type thread - Bill - 04-22-2005

If you refuse to let your doctor take your temperature anyway but with a rectal thermometer.

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Jeff Foxworthy type thread - Dr. Lecter - 04-22-2005

You wonder if you're jerking it twice a day, if you're actually BELOW the average.

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Jeff Foxworthy type thread - Fairiedust - 04-22-2005

if you use Epoch in a sentence on a daily basis

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