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Jeff Foxworthy type thread
#1

Here's the game. Simply post what should go in the blank.

______________________________ you might be an IT'er.

Example: If your company hires a girl named Beth Dickenson and you immediately suspect she's a bdic troll....

GO!
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#2

If you witness a waterskier heading for a dock and yell "LEEMAN, LOOK OUT!!!".....
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#3

If you enjoy the taste of your own sperm....

See You In Toledo
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#4

If you constantly wonder if your post will throw Clay into a cock frenzy.....
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#5

If your customer increases his order by $20,000 and you yell "RACK!"

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#6

If you yell "I WIN" and you think you actually do
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#7

everytime you drive by a farm you wonder if it's Bill's

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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#8

If you're watching ESPN Classic and turn off the Celtics game because you think BIRD (33) won't do anything exciting, you might be an ITer.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#9

If your at the neighborhood pick-n-pull and someone says "look at that piece of junk"....and some chick says Junk where?

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#10

If you find yourself looking at your cat and say to yourself, "no I couldn't"
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#11

When your friend pulls a lame insult for you and your kneejerk reply is "D minus"

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#12

when you call your wife "diet pepsi"
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#13

This thread could be epoch.
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#14

If you actually think girls like it in the butt!
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#15

Beaucephus Wrote:This thread could be epoch.

here's your sign......
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#16

When somebody does something shocking or curious and you try to think of a way to verbally express :| or Huh
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#17

Eveytime you hear IKEA commercials, you wonder if Leeman sounds that way.
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#18

If you refuse to let your doctor take your temperature anyway but with a rectal thermometer.
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#19

You wonder if you're jerking it twice a day, if you're actually BELOW the average.

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#20

if you use Epoch in a sentence on a daily basis

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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