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I might bang a whore tomorrow. - minorthreat - 04-22-2005

I'm going to a wedding in Ames Ia. The whore lives there. Here's my question:

Should I get a hotel room to increase my chance of banging said slutty whore or let my chips fall where they may.

I might bang a whore tomorrow. - TomFoolery - 04-22-2005

If she's a whore then she'll be down for doing it anywhere.

My advice: Try to tap it doggystyle in an alley. It will cement her reputation while making you feel good about saving $60 on a room.

I might bang a whore tomorrow. - CT280 - 04-22-2005

doesnt he have a place of his own?

I might bang a whore tomorrow. - Banana - 04-22-2005

minorthreat Wrote:I'm going to a wedding in Ames Ia. The whore lives there. Here's my question:

Should I get a hotel room to increase my chance of banging said slutty whore or let my chips fall where they may.

The latter. You never get laid when you plan on it. Only when it's minorly inconvenient. Nailing her in some back alley woud be more fun anyways. It would probably be closer to her natural habitat.

EDIT: TF and I share a brain. :mellow: No wonder I love the cock.

I might bang a whore tomorrow. - minorthreat - 04-22-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:If she's a whore then she'll be down for doing it anywhere.

My advice: Try to tap it doggystyle in an alley. It will cement her reputation while making you feel good about saving $60 on a room.

It's kinda tough eating her out in an alley though.

I might bang a whore tomorrow. - Beaucephus - 04-22-2005

minorthreat Wrote:It's kinda tough eating her out in an alley though.

Get her in the bathroom at the reception then.

I might bang a whore tomorrow. - minorthreat - 04-22-2005

Cameltoe280 Wrote:doesnt he have a place of his own?

I know it's hard to believe but he is a she. Yes she does but I really don't want to be bothered by her boyfriend while pounding her.

I might bang a whore tomorrow. - TomFoolery - 04-22-2005

minorthreat Wrote:It's kinda tough eating her out in an alley though.

Why would you worry about eating a whore? She doesn't care, she's just in it to catch a dick.

I might bang a whore tomorrow. - VitaminE - 04-22-2005

v-bookie!!!!!

I might bang a whore tomorrow. - minorthreat - 04-22-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:Why would you worry about eating a whore? She doesn't care, she's just in it to catch a dick.

Because I like to eat pussy.

I might bang a whore tomorrow. - SanDog - 04-22-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:If she's a whore then she'll be down for doing it anywhere.

My advice: Try to tap it doggystyle in an alley. It will cement her reputation while making you feel good about saving $60 on a room.

If the room is only $60 you might as well sleep outside. I can't remember the last time I got room for under $125.....

On another note, get the room. If the whore won't bang, there might be some other broad who is juicy from the wedding. They always get that way at weddings. Hell you could probably bag the brides mom if wanted.

I might bang a whore tomorrow. - Anhil8tor - 04-22-2005

I understand coming to IT for advice..

but pealse do not take any advice from foolery...

I might bang a whore tomorrow. - TomFoolery - 04-22-2005

anhil8tor Wrote:I understand coming to IT for advice..

but pealse do not take any advice from foolery...

My entire rap sheet consists of whores and slump busters. I have credibility in this department, doug.

I might bang a whore tomorrow. - Anhil8tor - 04-22-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:My entire rap sheet consists of whores and slump busters. I have credibility in this department, doug.

Yeah but its not your cal ripken jr with a streak....

I might bang a whore tomorrow. - Dr. Lecter - 04-22-2005

Rack Foolery on the Slump Busters.

Dude if she's a trick, ask for the prostate massage. It's the Cadillac of sex.

I might bang a whore tomorrow. - minorthreat - 04-22-2005

SanDog Wrote:If the room is only $60 you might as well sleep outside. I can't remember the last time I got room for under $125.....

On another note, get the room. If the whore won't bang, there might be some other broad who is juicy from the wedding. They always get that way at weddings. Hell you could probably bag the brides mom if wanted.

Did I mention this is a dry wedding? The groom quit drinking.

I'll be at the tavern later. Probably with the dirty, slutty whore.

I might bang a whore tomorrow. - Dr. Lecter - 04-22-2005

minorthreat Wrote:Did I mention this is a dry wedding? The groom is too much of a cheap mother fucker to pay for drinks.

FTFY. Please print out and staple to your check in the wedding card.

I might bang a whore tomorrow. - TomFoolery - 04-22-2005

anhil8tor Wrote:Yeah but its not your cal ripken jr with a streak....

I have no idea what you are trying to say. It appears to be one of your neo-natal smack attempts though. Please clarify.

I might bang a whore tomorrow. - minorthreat - 04-22-2005

Dr. Lechter Wrote:FTFY. Please print out and staple to your check in the wedding card.

Nah. He's a good guy and used to drink. He feels drinking led to his first divorce. He also has custody of his three kids so he tries to set a good example.

I might bang a whore tomorrow. - Fairiedust - 04-22-2005

minorthreat Wrote:Nah. He's a good guy and used to drink. He feels drinking led to his first divorce. He also has custody of his three kids so he tries to set a good example.

then he shouldn't have gotten a divorce....i say get a room....if the deal falls through there's always pay per view tissues