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I'm going to a wedding in Ames Ia. The whore lives there. Here's my question:
Should I get a hotel room to increase my chance of banging said slutty whore or let my chips fall where they may.
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If she's a whore then she'll be down for doing it anywhere.
My advice: Try to tap it doggystyle in an alley. It will cement her reputation while making you feel good about saving $60 on a room.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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doesnt he have a place of his own?
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TomFoolery Wrote:If she's a whore then she'll be down for doing it anywhere.
My advice: Try to tap it doggystyle in an alley. It will cement her reputation while making you feel good about saving $60 on a room.
If the room is only $60 you might as well sleep outside. I can't remember the last time I got room for under $125.....
On another note, get the room. If the whore won't bang, there might be some other broad who is juicy from the wedding. They always get that way at weddings. Hell you could probably bag the brides mom if wanted.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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I understand coming to IT for advice..
but pealse do not take any advice from foolery...
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Rack Foolery on the Slump Busters.
Dude if she's a trick, ask for the prostate massage. It's the Cadillac of sex.
suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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minorthreat Wrote:Nah. He's a good guy and used to drink. He feels drinking led to his first divorce. He also has custody of his three kids so he tries to set a good example.
then he shouldn't have gotten a divorce....i say get a room....if the deal falls through there's always pay per view tissues
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