Dora - I heard you have nice tits. -
SporK - 07-26-2005
Put them here.
-Spork
P.s. "I <3 Spork" on chest for proof of ownership.
Dora - I heard you have nice tits. - VitaminE - 07-26-2005
welcome to June 2005, dipshit
Dora - I heard you have nice tits. -
Dr. Lecter - 07-26-2005
Mom Pleads Guilty to Hosting Sex Parties
GOLDEN, Colo. - A woman who told police she wanted to be a "cool mom" pleaded guilty to sexual assault charges Monday for having sex with high school boys at parties where authorities said she supplied drugs and alcohol.
Silvia Johnson, 40, pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor counts of sexual assault and nine felony counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. As part of a plea agreement, prosecutors dropped two counts of distribution of methamphetamine.
"She described herself as a `cool mom,'" Detective R.J. Vander Veen wrote in the affidavit. He said Johnson told investigators "she was never popular with classmates in high school and now began `feeling like one of the group.'"
Prosecutors did not recommend a sentence, but each sexual assault count carries up to two years in prison, and each count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor carries up to six years, district attorney's spokeswoman Pam Russell said.
Johnson, who is free on bail, held parties for the boys almost weekly between October 2003 and October 2004, authorities said. She was accused of providing drugs and alcohol to eight boys and having sex with five of them.
Police said the investigation began after one of the boys told his mother about the encounters, and she reported it to authorities.
Dora - I heard you have nice tits. - Banana - 07-26-2005
I see no reason why she wouldn't want to do this after you insulted her, dickhead.
Dora - I heard you have nice tits. -
SporK - 07-26-2005
Vitankadonk$E Wrote:welcome to June 2005, dipshit
Welcome to I don't give a fuck, cocksucker.
-Spork
Dora - I heard you have nice tits. -
SporK - 07-26-2005
Gadonkadonk $$ Frawg Wrote:I see no reason why she wouldn't want to do this after you insulted her, dickhead.
Then we understand each other.
-Spork
Dora - I heard you have nice tits. -
Dr. Lecter - 07-26-2005
Gadoctordoc Money Dawg Wrote:Mom Pleads Guilty to Hosting Sex Parties
GOLDEN, Colo. - A woman who told police she wanted to be a "cool mom" pleaded guilty to sexual assault charges Monday for having sex with high school boys at parties where authorities said she supplied drugs and alcohol.
Silvia Johnson, 40, pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor counts of sexual assault and nine felony counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. As part of a plea agreement, prosecutors dropped two counts of distribution of methamphetamine.
"She described herself as a `cool mom,'" Detective R.J. Vander Veen wrote in the affidavit. He said Johnson told investigators "she was never popular with classmates in high school and now began `feeling like one of the group.'"
Prosecutors did not recommend a sentence, but each sexual assault count carries up to two years in prison, and each count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor carries up to six years, district attorney's spokeswoman Pam Russell said.
Johnson, who is free on bail, held parties for the boys almost weekly between October 2003 and October 2004, authorities said. She was accused of providing drugs and alcohol to eight boys and having sex with five of them.
Police said the investigation began after one of the boys told his mother about the encounters, and she reported it to authorities.
I would love to have known someone's mom like htis in high school. The dude who told? Not cool.
Dora - I heard you have nice tits. -
Secret Squirrel - 07-26-2005
Gadoctordoc Money Dawg Wrote:I would love to have known someone's mom like htis in high school. The dude who told? Not cool.
This is her.
The kid should get a medal.
Dora - I heard you have nice tits. -
dora - 07-26-2005
SporK Wrote:Put them here.
-Spork
P.s. "I <3 Spork" on chest for proof of ownership.
I will get right on that, hot stuff. Why don't you hold your breath while I do it?
Dora - I heard you have nice tits. -
Anhil8tor - 07-26-2005
belch...
Dora - I heard you have nice tits. -
SporK - 07-26-2005
dora Wrote:I will get right on that, hot stuff. Why don't you hold your breath while I do it?
What a stupid fucking reply. From now on, don't talk and just post naked pictures.
-Spork
Dora - I heard you have nice tits. -
dora - 07-26-2005
SporK Wrote:What a stupid fucking reply. From now on, don't talk and just post naked pictures.
-Spork
Deal. As long as you do neither.
Dora - I heard you have nice tits. - Banana - 07-26-2005
dora Wrote:Deal. As long as you do neither.
Nice. He's a charmer, isn't he?
Dora - I heard you have nice tits. -
SporK - 07-26-2005
dora Wrote:Deal. As long as you do neither.
How can I make this any clearer for you?
POST YOUR TITS AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH
-Spork
Dora - I heard you have nice tits. -
dora - 07-27-2005
SporK Wrote:How can I make this any clearer for you?
POST YOUR TITS AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH
-Spork
Wow. You're even dumber than your posts aren't you?
Dora - I heard you have nice tits. - Nubbin Cuttingham - 07-27-2005
Shot in the dark here, but I'm guessing the moistness in between Dora's meat curtains wreaks of an 8 day old fried bolgna sandwich thats been sitting under my couch cushion.