[SporK]

Put them here.

-Spork

P.s. "I <3 Spork" on chest for proof of ownership.

[VitaminE]

welcome to June 2005, dipshit

[Dr. Lecter]

Mom Pleads Guilty to Hosting Sex Parties

GOLDEN, Colo. - A woman who told police she wanted to be a "cool mom" pleaded guilty to sexual assault charges Monday for having sex with high school boys at parties where authorities said she supplied drugs and alcohol.

Silvia Johnson, 40, pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor counts of sexual assault and nine felony counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. As part of a plea agreement, prosecutors dropped two counts of distribution of methamphetamine.

"She described herself as a `cool mom,'" Detective R.J. Vander Veen wrote in the affidavit. He said Johnson told investigators "she was never popular with classmates in high school and now began `feeling like one of the group.'"

Prosecutors did not recommend a sentence, but each sexual assault count carries up to two years in prison, and each count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor carries up to six years, district attorney's spokeswoman Pam Russell said.

Johnson, who is free on bail, held parties for the boys almost weekly between October 2003 and October 2004, authorities said. She was accused of providing drugs and alcohol to eight boys and having sex with five of them.

Police said the investigation began after one of the boys told his mother about the encounters, and she reported it to authorities.

[Banana]

I see no reason why she wouldn't want to do this after you insulted her, dickhead.

[SporK]

welcome to June 2005, dipshit

Welcome to I don't give a fuck, cocksucker.

-Spork

[SporK]

I see no reason why she wouldn't want to do this after you insulted her, dickhead.

Then we understand each other.

-Spork

[Dr. Lecter]

Mom Pleads Guilty to Hosting Sex Parties

GOLDEN, Colo. - A woman who told police she wanted to be a "cool mom" pleaded guilty to sexual assault charges Monday for having sex with high school boys at parties where authorities said she supplied drugs and alcohol.

Silvia Johnson, 40, pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor counts of sexual assault and nine felony counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. As part of a plea agreement, prosecutors dropped two counts of distribution of methamphetamine.

"She described herself as a `cool mom,'" Detective R.J. Vander Veen wrote in the affidavit. He said Johnson told investigators "she was never popular with classmates in high school and now began `feeling like one of the group.'"

Prosecutors did not recommend a sentence, but each sexual assault count carries up to two years in prison, and each count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor carries up to six years, district attorney's spokeswoman Pam Russell said.

Johnson, who is free on bail, held parties for the boys almost weekly between October 2003 and October 2004, authorities said. She was accused of providing drugs and alcohol to eight boys and having sex with five of them.

Police said the investigation began after one of the boys told his mother about the encounters, and she reported it to authorities.

I would love to have known someone's mom like htis in high school. The dude who told? Not cool.

[Secret Squirrel]

I would love to have known someone's mom like htis in high school. The dude who told? Not cool.

This is her.


The kid should get a medal.

[dora]

Put them here.

-Spork

P.s. "I <3 Spork" on chest for proof of ownership.

I will get right on that, hot stuff. Why don't you hold your breath while I do it?

[Anhil8tor]

belch...

[SporK]

I will get right on that, hot stuff. Why don't you hold your breath while I do it?

What a stupid fucking reply. From now on, don't talk and just post naked pictures.

-Spork

[dora]

What a stupid fucking reply. From now on, don't talk and just post naked pictures.

-Spork

Deal. As long as you do neither.

[Banana]

Deal. As long as you do neither.

Nice. He's a charmer, isn't he?

[SporK]

Deal. As long as you do neither.

How can I make this any clearer for you?

POST YOUR TITS AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH

-Spork

[dora]

How can I make this any clearer for you?

POST YOUR TITS AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH

-Spork

Wow. You're even dumber than your posts aren't you?

[Nubbin Cuttingham]

Shot in the dark here, but I'm guessing the moistness in between Dora's meat curtains wreaks of an 8 day old fried bolgna sandwich thats been sitting under my couch cushion.