a smart blonde joke - Printable Version

+- InsaneTrain Forums (https://insanetrain.com)
+-- Forum: General (https://insanetrain.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=4)
+--- Forum: General Forum (https://insanetrain.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=8)
+--- Thread: a smart blonde joke (/showthread.php?tid=28038)

---

a smart blonde joke - Fairiedust - 07-27-2005

[b]A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. [/b]

[b]"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." [/b]

[b]The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" [/b]

[b]"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?" [/b]

[b]"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" [/b]

[b]The guy is dumbfounded!! Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea!" [/b]

[b]"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"[/b]

---

a smart blonde joke - Blueeyedwoman - 08-02-2005

Good.

---

a smart blonde joke - Odysseus - 08-11-2005

:loool:

---