07-27-2005, 07:24 PM
[b]A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. [/b]
[b]"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." [/b]
[b]The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" [/b]
[b]"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?" [/b]
[b]"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" [/b]
[b]The guy is dumbfounded!! Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea!" [/b]
[b]"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"[/b]
[b]"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." [/b]
[b]The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" [/b]
[b]"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?" [/b]
[b]"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" [/b]
[b]The guy is dumbfounded!! Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea!" [/b]
[b]"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"[/b]
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