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My fucking cunt of a neighbor. - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 07-30-2005

I had to let one of the pitbulls out into our fenced-in backyard this evening to piss. My neighbor sees it and yells over......."If I ever see that thing off a leash again I am calling the cops!" I laughed and said, "Right, lemme go get a leash to take my dog into my own fucking backyard......I'll get right on that. So she yells back, "I am serious."

I stopped laughing and yelled, "If you ever talk to me again I will buttfuck you in the mouth!" She squeaked and headed for her door. As she opened it up I yelled, "I am serious!"

Her husband called about 10pm. Dude just started yelling........it went on for like 5 minutes without me saying anything other than "Hello". I waited for him to take a breath and just said "BODE". He hung up.



*Editted cause I type like shit*

My fucking cunt of a neighbor. - suzy - 07-30-2005

That is funny. I have a pitbull, she is just over a year old.

My fucking cunt of a neighbor. - minorthreat - 07-30-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:I had tolet one of the pitbulls out into our fenced-in backyard this evening to piss. My neighbor sees it and yells over......."If I ever see that thing off a leash again I am calling the cops!" I laughed and said, "Right, lemme go get a leash to take my dog into my own fucking backyard......I'll get right on that. So she yells back, "I am serious."

I stopped laughing and yelled, "If you ever talk to me again I will buttfuck you in the mouth!" She squeaked and headed for her door. As she
opened it up I yelled, "I am serious!"

Her husband called about 10pm. Dude just started yelling........it went on for like 5 minutes without me saying anything other than "Hello". I waited for him to take a breath and just said "BODE". He hung up.


Rack!

My fucking cunt of a neighbor. - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 07-30-2005

suzy Wrote:That is funny. I have a pitbull, she is just over a year old.


I have two. One is a mix. Both are just over a year or there abouts. I cant fucking remember.

My fucking cunt of a neighbor. - suzy - 07-30-2005

I have cats and birds and lizards. One dog is enough. I had a snake too.

My fucking cunt of a neighbor. - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 07-30-2005

suzy Wrote:I have cats and birds and lizards. One dog is enough. I had a snake too.


Thats nice.

My fucking cunt of a neighbor. - minorthreat - 07-30-2005

suzy Wrote:I have cats and birds and lizards. One dog is enough. I had a snake too.


I got a snake man.

My fucking cunt of a neighbor. - suzy - 07-30-2005

I doubt its 7foot though. I had a 6.5 foot red tail boa. I got her when she was about 6inches long. I hated getting rid of her but when my 4 year old had nightmares about her eating rats and stuff she had to go.

My fucking cunt of a neighbor. - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 07-30-2005

suzy Wrote:I doubt its 7foot though. I had a 6.5 foot red tail boa. I got her when she was about 6inches long. I hated getting rid of her but when my 4 year old had nightmares about her eating rats and stuff she had to go.


Your 4 year old sounds like a fucking pussy.

My fucking cunt of a neighbor. - suzy - 07-30-2005

So do you.

My fucking cunt of a neighbor. - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 07-30-2005

suzy Wrote:So do you.


Excellent retort. Shall we move on to "I know you are but what am I"?

My fucking cunt of a neighbor. - suzy - 07-30-2005

No but you can go fuck yourself now I am sure its the most action you will see for along time.

My fucking cunt of a neighbor. - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 07-30-2005

suzy Wrote:No but you can go fuck yourself now I am sure its the most action you will see for along time.

Yeah I already admitted to that in the "Lies" thread. Thanks for transposing it over here as well. I appreciate the publicity.


So we have a "nuh uh, you are" and a GFY retort now.....Whats next? Something about my mother? Or perhaps the size of my penis?

My fucking cunt of a neighbor. - leucetios - 07-30-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Yeah I already admitted to that in the "Lies" thread. Thanks for transposing it over here as well. I appreciate the publicity.


So we have a "nuh uh, you are" and a GFY retort now.....Whats next? Something about my mother? Or perhaps the size of my penis?

I got this one: *ahem* Your mother thinks your penis is small.

My fucking cunt of a neighbor. - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 07-30-2005

leucetios Wrote:I got this one: *ahem* Your mother thinks your penis is small.

Im sure suzy is thankful.

My fucking cunt of a neighbor. - SporK - 07-30-2005

Hey moron,

This might be funnier if the pussy yelling at you over the phone knew what "BODE" was. I'm you've got the approval of the e-thugs here, but in the real world you just looked like a fucking idiot.

-Spork

My fucking cunt of a neighbor. - Ntype - 07-30-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:I had to let one of the pitbulls out into our fenced-in backyard this evening to piss. My neighbor sees it and yells over......."If I ever see that thing off a leash again I am calling the cops!" I laughed and said, "Right, lemme go get a leash to take my dog into my own fucking backyard......I'll get right on that. So she yells back, "I am serious."

I stopped laughing and yelled, "If you ever talk to me again I will buttfuck you in the mouth!" She squeaked and headed for her door. As she opened it up I yelled, "I am serious!"

Her husband called about 10pm. Dude just started yelling........it went on for like 5 minutes without me saying anything other than "Hello". I waited for him to take a breath and just said "BODE". He hung up.



*Editted cause I type like shit*


there should be some kind of new warning before you open an account there "warning IT got an influence on you (bad) most of the times"

My fucking cunt of a neighbor. - Raiden - 07-30-2005

Pit Bulls are the greatest dogs ever.
It's a bummer when they're owned by white trash pieces of shit.